"The pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips, he was caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion."

"...a rollicking yarn for the young in the head!"

"Oh, bugger me, you've sodded the whole thing up like the stupid little twerp that you are. I was recreating what happened to me twenty years ago, man and boy."

"If there's one thing I've learned, it's learning things never taught me nuthin'. And books is the worst."

"The greatest comedy cast ever assembled for a movie! Everyone who's ever been funny!!!"

"[recreating the path to where the treasure is buried] Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, jump..."

"Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!"

"She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived."

"I'll kill anyone who get's in the way of me killing anyone."

"Graham Chapman - Captain Yellowbeard"

"Peter Boyle - Moon"

"Edward Fox - M"

"Pamela Salem - Miss Moneypenny"

"Alec McCowen - 'Q' Algy"

"Max von Sydow - Ernst Stavro Blofeld"

"Bernie Casey - Felix Leiter"

"Rowan Atkinson - Nigel Small-Fawcett"

"Kim Basinger - Domino Petachi"

"Klaus Maria Brandauer - Maximilian Largo"

"Sean Connery - James Bond"

"What's so important about my bloody pictures?"

"I am the Supreme Commander of SPECTRE, Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Yesterday morning, the American Air Force launched two cruise missiles from Swadley Air Base in Great Britain. Through the ingenuity of SPECTRE, the dummy warheads they carried were replaced with live, nuclear warheads. Your weapons of destruction are now safely in our possession and will be moved to two secret targets. Please note the serial numbers of the missiles; they will confirm the truth. Your weapons of deterrence did not deter us from our objective! A terrible catastrophe now confronts you. However, it can be avoided by paying a tribute to our organization, amounting to twenty-five percent of your respective countries' annual oil purchases. We have accomplished two of the functions that the name SPECTRE embodies: terrorism and extortion. If our demands are not met within seven days, we shall ruthlessly apply the third: revenge!"

"Barbara Carrera - Fatima Blush"

"Mackintosh Muggleton - Andy"

"Imogen Poots - Tammy"

"Catherine McCormack - Alice"

"Idris Elba - Stone"

"Jeremy Renner - Doyle"

"[When asked by a US Submarine Captain how he knew top secret US information] From a Russian translation of one of your service manuals."

"You ever do any modeling? Fashion stuff, I mean. You've got it."

"Harold Perrineau - Flynn"

"It's Not Over"

"Are you safe?"

"Warning! Maintain the quarantine Deadly force will be used to protect this area"

"When days turn to weeks..."

"Antonioni's camera never flinches. At love without meaning. At murder without guilt. At the dazzle and madness of youth today."

"It all makes sense. They're executing Code Red. Step 1: Kill the infected. Step 2: Containment. If containment fails, then Step 3: Extermination. Now they won't stop until everyone is dead."

":DLR Soldier: We are headed for the green-zone, our area of security and reconstruction, designated as District One. District One is located on the Isle of Dogs. Although the Isle of Dogs is completely safe, the surrounding area of London is not. There are a large number of bodies still left to be cleared from the original outbreak of infection. Rats and wild dogs are prevalent, as is disease. New arrivals are reminded, for their own safety, it is absolutely forbidden to cross the river and leave the security zone. You will be joining 15,000 civilians who are already resident in District One. As we approach your new home, you will notice a dramatically increased military presence. The U.S. Army is responsible for your safety. We will do everything we can do to make your repatriation as easy as possible. Inside District One, however, we believe you'll be pleasantly surprised. We have hot and cold running water, 24-hour electricity, a medical center, a supermarket, and even a pub."

"Sometimes reality is the strangest fantasy of all."

"Robert Carlyle - Don Harris"

"Tsai Chin - Thomas's receptionist"

"It All Begins Again"

"Jeff Beck - Himself"

"John Castle - Bill"

"Jane Birkin - The Brunette"

"David Hemmings - Thomas"