"Abe: We've got a nightclub, movies, swimming pool, steam room, massage table, discotheque, bridge, amateur night, and free blood tests every Wednesday."

"Man in Elevator: There's a reason some of us don't ride the subway. I'm looking right at it."

"Brick: One of those transvestites is standing right next to me. I can't talk now, I think he's surrounding me for unnatural things! And: See anything you like, Bud?"

"Tiger: Alright, fat man, leave the little guy alone! What do you think this is, a YMCA?"

"Customer: Did they ever put you on 4? It's Siberia up there!"

"There will be an orgy beginning in room 340 in exactly 4 minutes! Orgy in 340, 4 minutes!"

"It's like some strange heterosexual gypsy curse was put on this place!"

"I'm going straight."

"If you're not down in my room in five minutes, then I'm gonna come up here and break your knees!"

"Jelly roll, baby! You're my jelly roll man!"

"Chubby chaser. Hey, that's pretty funny. Unless you happen to be the chubby they're chasing."

"Do I look like someone who would try to pass a bad check? Yeah? Yeah, of course I do!"

"[amazed] Ronald Reagan?!"

"Who the hell was that?!"

"Plastic Puerto Ricans!"

"Some day, you're going to see the name of Googie Gomez in lights and you're going to say to yourself [gasps] was that her? And you're gonna answer to yourself, [gasps] that was her! But you know something, mister? I was always her, just that nobody knows it!"

"[after kissing Proclo] Oh, my boyfriend Hectar see me do that, he kill you with a knife this big! [touches her elbow]"

"[screams and curses in Spanish] My hairs! Not my hairs!"

"Here is the instrument of cleansing, my brethren. And nothing quite cleanses like fire."

"Eric Laneuville - Richie"

"Rosalind Cash – Lisa"

"Paul Koslo - Dutch"

"Anthony Zerbe - Matthias"

"Charlton Heston - Neville"

"The World Is Dead. One Survivor. Then The Others. Crawling In Darkness. The Strangest Sect Of All. Hunting The Last Man On Earth."

"Pray for the last man alive. Because he's not alone."

"The Last Man on Earth is Not Alone"

"The Last Man always carries an automatic weapon."

"Army officer: [during Neville's flashback to the military conflict] Abort firing! Abort firing! Interception will fragment bacilli carrying missile! Abort firing! Abort firing!"

"Lisa: Is there anything you can do, DOCTOR, I mean, seeing as how you've lost over 200 million patients?"

"Take him to the little room... for questioning."

"We were warned about The End. Well, here it is."

"[Unsure whether or not he saw a healthy human woman or if it just his imagination] Is this how it starts? A trip to the laughing academy? No, you silly bastard, it starts with you asking yourself silly questions. Okay, let's get cleaned up."

"And Speedy Bob Neville- his great legs churning goes speeding across the finish line with a three minute and fifty second mile. Go ahead, let's see some son-of-a-bitch beat that."

"You know the old song? If you were the only girl in the world, and I was the only boy, well, okay, but until then, don't bother me? Well, I guess I'm the only boy...."

"[hearing the "Family" loudly holding a book-burning revel] At it again, I see? What will it be tonight? Museum of Science? Some library? Poor miserable bastards."

"[talking to his own image on a TV screen] Hi, Big Brother, how's your ass?"

"[Enters a car dealership in search of a new car, talks to a decomposed corpse of a car salesman] Cannot say I am too crazy about the paint job...Thanks a lot you cheating bastard."

"[first lines, as the last man on earth wrecks his car] There's never a cop around when you need one."

"[later, to the bust of Caesar] What day is it, anyway? Monday? Huh? The hell it is. It's Sunday. Sunday I always dress for dinner."

"[to the "Family"] SHUT UP! Why the hell can't you leave me alone?"

"Isn't he? Isn't he a sullen b- [stops when he hears the "Family" outside]"

"[makes drink] Join me? Hmm? Miserable schmuck! [to his own image on the video screen]"

"[To a bust of Julius Caesar set up near a chessboard] Your move, Imperator."

"Hi. Another day, another dollar."

"Karen Lynn Gorney - Stephanie Mangano"

"Monti Rock III - the DJ"