"Capt. Kameto Kuroshima AKA Gandhi: [fumes at being invited to a luncheon meeting with Yamamoto and other officers] Please don't bother me! This is important matter for the Combined Fleet, so I'm not going! [slaps hand on Operation Z ops plan] Genda's plan for attacking Pearl Harbor is foolproof. It's brilliant! He stresses the importance of combat aircraft. [goes into trance as officer slips away] Just think of it, we use six aircraft carriers...torpedo planes, high-level bombers, dive bombers...Zero fighters for cover. Go the northern route, use the new torpedoes...we attack on a weekend. Genda has thought of everything... refueling, the weather."

"Admiral Chuichi Nagumo: [addressing the fleet] The Commander-in-Chief has sent us a message wishing us good luck. That, plus the Imperial Proclamation, has undoubtedly stirred your loyalty to the Empire. The success of this mission depends on surprise. If we achieve it, the code words "Tora, Tora, Tora" will be sent out. Now that the battle draws near, I will not burden you with the usual pep talk. Instead I shall hoist the famous "Z Flag," beneath which, Commander-in-Chief Togo led his fleet to victory in the historic battle against the Russians."

"[after Japanese officers in the Nagato wardroom applaud him over news of the Pearl Harbor attack announced on Japanese radio] I had intended to deal a fatal blow to the American fleet by attacking Pearl Harbor immediately after Japan's official declaration of war. But according to the American radio, Pearl Harbor was attacked 55 minutes before our ultimatum was delivered in Washington. I cannot imagine anything that will infuriate the Americans more. I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

"[At a meeting of senior officers discussing the potential for recalling the fleet if a peaceful solution is reached, some officers are disheartened about it and voice their thoughts. Yamamoto will have none of it]"

"Koreya Senda - Prime Minister Prince Fumimaro Konoe"

"Frank Aletter - Lieutenant Commander Francis J. Thomas"

"Shogo Shimada - Admiral Kichisaburo Nomura"

"Wesley Addy - Lieutenant Commander Alwin D. Kramer, Cryptographer"

"Jason Robards - Lieutenant General Walter C. Short"

"If it wasn't for me you'd still be back in Boston doing poodle-nappings from those old bitches."

"[going through someone else's wallet] What ugly children they have!"

"Divine - Lady Divine"

"Oh, Jesus, you're my first celebrity I ever gave a rosary job to! And at St. Cecilia's, oh, wow, imagine!"

"I usually sleep in churches, you know, in the confessionals. They lock all the churches up at night now because of all the thieves and they never check the confessionals. Saturday nights are the only problem, and nights that are holy days because of early masses the next day. And Lent, shit, forget it, I gotta hang in synagogues then, and it's just not the same thing if you know what I mean."

"It was then that I realized that she was using her rosary as a tool of erotic pleasure! She made me get into a kneeling position. My head was spinning. And all at once, she inserted her rosary into one of my most private parts!"

"Yes folks, this isn't any cheap X-rated movie or any 5th rate porno play, this is the show you want! Lady Divine's cavalcade of perversions, the sleaziest show on earth! Not actors, not paid impostors, but real actual filth who have been carefully screened in order to present to you the most flagrant violation of natural law known to man! These assorted sluts, fags, dykes and pimps know no bounds! They have commited acts against God and nature, acts that by their mere existence would make any decent person recoil in disgust!"

"I was in agony! I had been raped before but never in such an unnatural and brutal way!"

"Rick Morrow - Ricky"

"Susan Lowe - Cavalcade pervert"

"Edith Massey - Edith / Virgin Mary"

"Ricky! Ricky! Bring me something strong, something I can get off on!"

"Cookie Mueller - Cookie Divine / Cavalcade Patron"

"Mink Stole - Mink / Cavalcade Patron"

"Mary Vivian Pearce - Bonnie / Cavalcade Patron"

"David Lochary - Mr. David"

"Tara Strohmeier - Girl (segment "Eyewitness News")"

"Eloise Hardt - Sheila Hamilton (segment "A.M. Today")"

"William Tregoe - John Fitzsimmons (segment "A.M. Today")"

"Henry Gibson - Himself (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")"

"Derek Murcott - Pennington (segment "A Fistful of Yen")"

"Eric Micklewood - Asquith (segment "A Fistful of Yen")"

"Evan C. Kim - Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen")"

"Bong Soo Han - Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen")"