"[to a woman riding a motorcycle in shorts] Hey where did you get those pants? [the womans pulls out a hammer, pounds his truck and rides off] You freak! I love you, come back!"

"Go... fuck... a duck."

"Thunderbolt... the man with the reputation. Lightfoot... the kid who's about to make one!"

"He has exactly seven minutes to get rich quick!"

"Clint Eastwood - John "Thunderbolt" Doherty"

"George Kennedy - Red Leary"

"Geoffrey Lewis - Eddie Goody"

"Gary Busey - Curly"

"Catherine Bach as Melody"

"Jack Dodson - Bank Manager"

"Gregory Walcott - Car Salesman"

"Vic Tayback - Construction Company Owner"

"Bill McKinney - Crazed Car Driver w/raccoon and rabbits"

"Burton Gilliam - Welder"

"Beth Howland - Bank Manager's Wife"

"Dub Taylor - Gas Station Attendant"

"Claudia Lennear - Secretary"

"June Fairchild - Gloria"

"Susan Backlinie - Polar Bear Woman"

"Debbie Rothstein - USO Girl, Jitterbugger (Uncredited)"

"Sydney Lassick - Salesman (Uncredited)"

"James Caan - Fighting Sailor (Uncredited)"

"Robert Houston - Corporal Taylor"

"Jerry Hardin - Map Man"

"Jack Thibeau - Lieutenant Reiner"

"Andy Tennant - Babyface"

"Donovan Scott - Kid Sailor"

"Dick Miller - Officer Miller"

"John Landis - Mizeraney"

"Audrey Landers - USO Girl"

"Samuel Fuller - Commander Hawkins"

"Mickey Rourke - Private Reese"

"Akio Mitamura - Ashimoto"

"Maureen Teefy - USO Girl"

"Rita Taggart - Reporter"

"Hiroshi Shimizu - Lieutenant Ito"

"Elisha Cook Jr. - The Patron"

"Lucille Benson - Gas Mama"

"Iggie Wolfington - Meyer Mishkin"

"Don Calfa - Telephone Operator"

"Joe Flaherty - Sal Stewart / Raoul Lipschitz"

"David Lander - Joe"

"Warren Oates - Colonel "Madman" Maddox"

"Toshiro Mifune - Commander Akiro Mitamura"

"Tim Matheson - Captain Loomis Birkhead"

"Christopher Lee - Captain Wolfgang Von Kleinschmidt"

"Murray Hamilton - Claude Crumn"

"Lorraine Gary - Joan Douglas"

"John Belushi - Captain Wild Bill Kelso"