"[to a criminal in custody] I want to talk to you. I want to take you across the street, get you a cup of coffee... without cuffs. Now look, I didn't touch you upstairs, right? You take off on me, I'll put one in your back. Understand? Come on."

"[testifying before the Knapp Commission] Through my appearance here today... I hope that police officers in the future will not experience... the same frustration and anxiety that I was subjected to... for the past five years at the hands of my superiors... because of my attempt to report corruption. I was made to feel that I had burdened them with an unwanted task. The problem is that the atmosphere does not yet exist... in which an honest police officer can act... without fear of ridicule or reprisal from fellow officers. Police corruption cannot exist unless it is at least tolerated... at higher levels In the department. Therefore, the most important result that can come from these hearings... is a conviction by police officers that the department will change. In order to ensure this... an independent, permanent investigative body... dealing with police corruption, like this commission, is essential."

"[given a detective's gold badge] What's this for? For bein' an honest cop? Hmm? Or for being stupid enough to get shot in the face? You tell them that they can shove it."

"The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier."

"Bernard Barrow - Inspector Roy Palmer"

"You stupid fuck! You didn't know me? You fired without a warning, without a fucking brain in your head? Oh, shit. If I buy one, motherfucker, I ain't buying it from you."

"Nathan George - Lieutenant Nate Smith"

"Luana Anders - Donna"

"Nancy Allen - Nancy"

"Gilda Radner - Nichiren Shoshu Member"

"Jim Hohn - Nichiren Shoshu Member"

"Randy Quaid - Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows"

"Clifton James - M. A. A."

"Carol Kane - Young Whore"

"Otis Young - Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall"

"Michael Moriarty - First Lieutenant Marine Duty Officer"

"Jack Nicholson - Signalman First Class Billy L. "Bad Ass" Buddusky"