"[repeated line] I love it when a plan comes together."

"[to attendant after barely escaping cremation] So, Satan walks into this bar... [The attendent faints]"

"Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable."

"This is a hell of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into... [gets punched in the face by a sold…"

"[to General Tuco] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Think about it. Adios... Mother... F...! [Hannibal and B.A. arrive in B.A.'s …"

"[as Tuco flies in U.S. airspace] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... F...! [Tuco is shot down]"

"[shoots twice on the airport and points out at one of Lynch's men] Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waff…"

"Hey Bosco it's a little stuffy, I'm gonna pop the window! [opens tank hatch and fires the machine gun at the attackin…"

"[After 2 of the 3 parachutes connected to the tank are cut off by one of the drone's wreckage] Hannibal, we're in tro…"

"Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone."