The A-Team (film)

"Your Honour, these men were acting under my command. Any judgment should be levied on me and me alone."

"[repeated line] I love it when a plan comes together."

"[to attendant after barely escaping cremation] So, Satan walks into this bar... [The attendent faints]"

"Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable."

"This is a hell of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into... [gets punched in the face by a soldier] Good morning!"

"[to General Tuco] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Think about it. Adios... Mother... F...! [Hannibal and B.A. arrive in B.A.'s van]"

"[as Tuco flies in U.S. airspace] Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! In other words, Adios... Mother... F...! [Tuco is shot down]"

"[shoots twice on the airport and points out at one of Lynch's men] Oh, mein Gott! Er hat eine Waffe! Er hat eine Waffe! EINE WAFFE!! (Oh, my god! He's got a gun! He's got a gun! A gun!) Sucker!"

"Hey Bosco it's a little stuffy, I'm gonna pop the window! [opens tank hatch and fires the machine gun at the attacking drones] YEAAHHH! WHAT YOU GOT BITCHES!? WHAT YOU GOT!?"

"[After 2 of the 3 parachutes connected to the tank are cut off by one of the drone's wreckage] Hannibal, we're in trouble!"

"[from trailer] I'm B.A., and you're gonna be unconscious."

"[In the tank] I'm too young to die!"

"The only reason I don't kick your asses is cos y'all outrank me!"

"[After being tricked into flying] What you don't realise is now I gotta kill all of y'all! I'll kill all of y'all! Hannibal first, then Murdock! I'm gonna save Face for last!"

"[singing as he spins on a helicopter blade] You spin me right round baby, right round! Rotors are good, sir!"

"Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!"

"[in fake English accent, after turning off chopper engine] That's how we deal with heat seekers, chaps! We go cold."

"[after B.A almost fell out of the chopper] Close the door! I know you're airborne rangers, but that was ridiculous!"

"[While Face is firing at the drones with the tank's machine gun] Let me have a turn, Face, c'mon!"

"[in the tank as it's falling] It's been an honor, gentlemen! The greatest ride is the last ride, Colonel!"

"[To an old lady as their tank comes out of the lake] Which way to Berlin?"

"[about Face's team] I would never tell him this, but they are the best clandestine unit in the four branches, and they specialize in the ridiculous."

"Liam Neeson - Col. John "Hannibal" Smith"

"Bradley Cooper - Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck"

"Quinton "Rampage" Jackson - Sgt. Bosco Albert "B.A." (Bad Attitude) Baracus"

"Sharlto Copley - Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock"

"Jessica Biel - Charissa Sosa"

"Patrick Wilson - Agent Vance Burress a.k.a. Agent Lynch"

"Brian Bloom - Brock Pike"

"Gerald McRaney - General Russell Morrison"

"Jon Hamm - Lynch"

"Terry Chen - Ravech"

"C. Ernst Harth - Crematorium Attendant"

"Corey Burton - Narrator"

"Anita Brown - Attractive Prison Guard"