"Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice."

"Over the last 60 years, the human race has been drip-fed images of my face, on lunchboxes and t-shirts and shit. It’s…"

"Evolution, baby."

"(to Graeme, who is drawing a portrait of him) Are you going to draw me like one of your French girls, Jack?"

"You were amazing, Graeme! That cop didn’t suspect a thing! And Clive… you didn’t pee your pants."

"Yo, fucknuts! It’s probing time."

"Clive, I can feel your boner."

"Clive likes boning space bears!"

"He needs our help. Sometimes you just got to roll the dice."

"What do you know, the geek shall inherit the Earth."