"Prisoners of MIB. The scum of the universe. Well, now it's the scum's turn."

"[After K calls for him to leave, to Newton and Hailey] Oh, and there ain't no such thing as aliens or Men in Black."

"[after seeing the Grand Central Station Locker Creatures’ ”large adult entertainment section”] That's just nasty."

"Man, tell it to the hand."

"So what's it like on the outside? Not doin’ this every day?"

"I never worked in a funeral home. Somethin’ I can do for you, Slick?"

"Get a mop, and escort all civilian personnel from this site immediately. [After coffee has been spilt at the post off…"

"It's nice. Sleep late on the weekends. Watch the Weather Channel. I did miss this city."

"Jeff, excuse my partner. He's new and he's... [Jeff attacks T]...kinda stupid."

"So feisty."