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April 10, 2026
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"You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with."
"People don't change overnight, you and I are two of a kind."
"You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump."
"When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premier tramp of the New York area."
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."
"Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and...what else do you do?"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny."
"Tara Reid - Marci Greenbaum"
"Louise Fletcher - Helen Rosemond"
"Christine Baranski - Bunny Caldwell"
"Sean Patrick Thomas - Ronald Clifford"
"Eric Mabius - Greg McConnell"
"Joshua Jackson - Blaine Tuttle"
"Selma Blair - Cecile Caldwell"
"Reese Witherspoon - Annette Hargrove"
"Ryan Philippe - Sebastian Valmont"
"Sarah Michelle Gellar - Kathryn Merteuil"
"They're old enough to know better, and too young to care."
"Are you in, or are you out?"
"William Shatner - Stan Fields"
"Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier, Miss Rhode Island"
"Ernie Hudson - FBI Asst. Director Harry McDonald"
"Candice Bergen - Cathy Morningside"
"Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews"
"Michael Caine - Victor Melling"
"Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart"
"Never Mess With An Agent In A Dress."
"She's Got A Killer To Catch... Right After The Swimsuit Competition."
"Unpolished. Unkempt. Unleashed. Undercover."
"[to Gracie] If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced."
"Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown."
"Eyebrows. There should be TWO."
"There are no words."
"I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap."
"Hey! I'm GLIDING here!"
"Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'"
"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!"
"Christopher Heyerdahl – Caulder"
"Patton Oswalt – Hedges"
"Natasha Lyonne – Sommerfield"
"James Remar – Ray Cumberland"
"Michael Rawlins – Wilson Hale"
"Françoise Yip – Virago"
"Paul Anthony – Wolfe"
"Paul Michael Levesque (Triple H) – Jarko Grimwood"
"Callum Keith Rennie – Asher Talos"
"John Michael Higgins – Dr. Edgar Vance"
"Mark Berry – Chief Martin Vreede"
"Parker Posey – Danica Talos"
"Ryan Reynolds – Hannibal King"