"They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it."

"[After being scolded for turning on the ultraviolet light]] Yeah well some of us can't see in the dark ya fuckin' nipple head, what am I supposed to do?"

"[To Rush] You didn't think I forgot about you, did you?"

"[To Reinhardt] Can you blush?"

"[After Scud asks about what Blade thought about his betrayal] Two things: One, I've been onto you since they turned you. And two... [About the "dud" explosive Scud is holding] it's not a dud."

"[When he sees the vampire nightclub, which is packed with several hundred partying vampires] You've got to be kidding me."

"You obviously do not know who you are FUCKING WITH!"

"There's an old saying: Keep your friends close, your enemies keep closer."

"[To Rush] Take me to him, and I'll consider you a loose end."

"Forget what you think you know. Vampires exist. My name is Blade. I was born half human, half vampire. They call me, The Daywalker. I have all their strengths, none of their weaknesses, execpt for the thirst. 20 years ago, I met a man that changed that. Whistler. He taught me how to hold the thirst at bay. Taught me the rules. Gave me the weapons to hunt with: Silver, garlic, sunlight. Two years ago, he was attacked. They took him, and turned him into the thing I hate most. I should have finished him off. Now, I'm hunting him. I will find him. And nothing will stand in my way."

"Norman Reedus - Scud"

"Wesley Snipes - Eric Brooks / Blade/'The Daywalker'"

"Faster. Sharper. Deadlier."

"One Man Still Has The Edge."

"Last time he fought against his sworn enemies... This time he will fight with them."

"Know The Mark."

"Vampire: [to Jared Nomak] This is a good news, bad news scenario, Jared: Good news for us, bad news for you."

"Vampire: [After realizing he is several floors above the ground] Fuck this shit!"

"Rush: Fuck! It's not silver, but it still hurts like hell!"

"Damaskinos: Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly?"

"Scud: Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns."

"[Last words, while painfully transforming into a Reaper] Kill me now, Chupa!"

"Look at them. Half of these bastards, they're not even purebloods. I tell you what, why don't we fucking kill everyone just to make sure."

"[Last words] What are you trying to do? Stink me to death, old man?"

"We lose a partner, and Blade loses one!"

"[To Whistler] We lost a man. Priest. You want me to carve his fucking name into your chest, old man?"

"[Before shooting Priest; in Vampire tongue] A man without fear."

"She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before."

"What you can't have, you can't resist."

"In the game of seduction, There is only one rule: Never fall in love."

"Blaine Tuttle: He used to sneak into my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody, I'll kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!"

"Greg McConnell: What is this, Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it, you dumb bitch!"

"You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life."

"[Letter to Annette] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you."

"We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?"

"I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore."

"I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house."

"Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."

"[to his therapist] You have killer legs. I'd love to photograph them..."