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April 10, 2026
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"Loser loser, double loser, whatever, as if, get the picture. DUH!"
"Bridgit Mendler as Kristen Gregory"
"Vanessa Marano as Layne Abeley"
"Julie Lauren as Kendra Block"
"It looks like Jenna's lips got a boob job!"
"Ellen Marlow as Claire Lyons"
"Keli Price as Chris Abeley"
"Even worse, you left me for Kuh-Laire!"
"Elizabeth McLaughlin as Massie Block"
"Wait... I lost an earring. NOBODY MOVE!"
"Camila Vignaud as Fawn"
"Relax Claire, this isn't Epcot!"
"Somebody call the fashion police, i'm making this citizens arrest!"
"Dylan Minnette as Todd Lyons"
"Uh, conversation between the taco and burrito, nacho!"
"Nat Faxon - Roddy"
"Robert Capron - Kyle"
"River Alexander - Peter"
"Jim Rash - Lewis"
"Maya Rudolph - Caitlyn"
"Rob Corddry - Kip"
"Amanda Peet - Joan"
"Ava Deluca-Verley - Katy"
"Toni Collette - Pam"
"Allison Janney - Betty"
"Steve Carell - Trent Ramsey"
"AnnaSophia Robb - Susanna"
"Don't die wondering, man."
"Jake Picking - Chad"
"Sam Rockwell - Owen"
"Zoe Levin - Steph Ramsey"
"Adam Riegler - Neil"
"[to Duncan, later repeated verbatim by Duncan to Susanna] Water Wizz Waterpark. Built in the summer of '83, it's the last bastion of everything that period stood for. In fact, it was decreed by its creator that this place shall never age. On his deathbed, he said "I don't want this place re-painted or updated I don't even want it brought up to code. And the minute somebody tries, it needs to be destroyed." We actually have a nuclear bomb for just such an occasion. Bought it off the Russians."
"Liam James - Duncan"
"I don't want to be surrounded by sheep and hobbits!"
"4: I don't care anymore about looking perfect, it's so overrated! And 5: I don't need a nose job or blond hair, 'cause my sex-god boyfriend likes me JUST the way I am! Result!"
"Dave the Laugh: [to Georgia] You're beautiful."
"I already feel fed up with boys... and I haven't had anything to do with them yet!"
"Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian."
"I'm not boy lingual yet."
"Rosie Barnes: [after seeing Lindsay's thong] That is shocking."
"Libby, this is Robbie. Libby! Stop licking Robbie! She thinks she's part cat."
"In case you haven't noticed, I'm a woman now. I wear a bra!"
"Tommy Bastow - Dave"
"Sean Bourke - Tom"
"Georgia Henshaw - Rosie"
"Kimberley Nixon - Lindsay"
"Karen Taylor - Connie Nicolson"
"Aaron Johnson - Robbie Jennings"
"Alan Davies - Bob Nicolson"