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"That's the best euphemism for getting the total crap kicked out of you that I've ever heard."
"[to his entire school] My name is Charlie Bartlett, and I'm no longer a virgin!"
"[tapping head] Viagra! Virgin! Vino! Vagabond! Vagina!"
"I'm just a stupid kid."
"Well duh dude, this place sucks. But I just worry that one day we're gonna look back at high school and wish we'd done something different."
"Oh, trust me doc, bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers together is like opening a lemonade stand in the desert."
"[last line] Would you like to talk about it?"
"I'm fit as a fucking fiddle."
"Never attack a drunk guy with a gun!"
"[speaking of Charlie's father] There are worse crimes than tax evasion, you know."
"I'll see you in the sequel, bitch!"
"[with Charlie, trying to convince Principal Gardener to let the drama group perform Kip's play] Sir, would it help if I said I'd be considerably less likely to end my life if you let us do this?"
"Popularity is a state of mind."
"When Charlie Bartlett listens everyone talks."
"First come. First cured."
"Anton Yelchin - Charlie Bartlett"
"Kat Dennings - Susan Gardner"
"Robert Downey, Jr. - Nathan Gardner"
"Tyler Hilton - Murphey Bivens"
"Hope Davis - Marilyn Bartlett"
"Mark Rendall - Kip Crombwell"
"Jake Epstein - Dustin Lauderbach"
"Megan Park - Whitney Drummond"
"Lauren Collins - Kelly"
"Derek McGrath - Superintendent Sedgwick"
"Stephen Young - Dr. Stan Weathers"
"Abby Zotz - Mrs. Crombwell"
"Drake - A/V Jones"
"Sarah Gadon - Priscilla"