"Rachel, these people aren't just rich, okay. They're crazy rich. Look, there's new money all over Asia. We got the Beijing Billionaires, the Taiwan Tycoons. But the Young family, they're old money rich. They had money when they left China in the 1800s. [pointing to a globe] And they went all the way down here. Not there. Here. They came to Singapore when there was nothing but jungle and pig farmers. There was a snake here, eating an apple. You know what I mean? And they built all of this. Now, they're the landlords of the most expensive city in the world. They're so posh and snobby, it's snoshy!"

"[in Singapore Changi Airport] Wow, I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden, and a movie theater. JFK's just salmonella and despair."

"I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance."

"[to Rachel] Good for you. Walking away from Nick and his family's fat-ass property portfolio. You have no one, no net worth, but you have integrity. That's why I respect you."

"I chose to help my husband run a business and to raise a family. For me, it was a privilege. But for you, you may think it's old-fashioned. It's nice you appreciate this house and us being here together wrapping dumplings. But all this doesn't just happen. It's because we know to put family first, instead of chasing one's passion."

"Ken Jeong – Goh Wye Mun"

"It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not."

"Fiona Xie – Kitty Pong"

"Nico Santos – Oliver T'sien"

"Remy Hii – Alistair Cheng"

"Jing Lusi – Amanda "Mandy" Ling"

"Pierre Png – Michael Teo"

"Victoria Loke – Fiona Tung-Cheng"

"Ronny Chieng – Eddie Cheng"

"Janice Koh – Felicity Young"

"Amy Cheng – Jacqueline Ling"

"Sonoya Mizuno – Araminta Lee"

"Chris Pang – Colin Khoo"

"Jimmy O. Yang – Bernard Tai"

"Calvin Wong – P.T. Goh"

"Koh Chieng Mun – Neena Goh"

"Joe Cummings as Violist."

"Ase Wang as Princess Myra."

"David Bueno as Soldier No. 3."

"Prinya Intachai as Kah."

"Selina Lo as Rayen."

"Emma Dortsch as Little Girl."

"Frank DeMartini as Drummer."

"Vithaya Pansringarm as King Saryu."

"Leigh Barwell as Nurse."

"Peter Mossman as Secret Service Agent #1."

"David Allen Jones as Guitar Player."

"Jonathan Firth as Soren."

"Amarin Cholvibul as Alu."

"Felix John Fraser as Secret Agent 2."

"Sir, this has international incident written all over it!"

"Well, I guess the jungle is as good a place to die as anywhere."

"This has international incident written all over it."

"[while taking a picture of Queen Paige climbing an elephant] This is going on my Facebook page."

"John Dang as Singer."

"Charlie Ruedpokanon as Soldier #2."

"Kam Heskin as Paige, Queen of Denmark."

"Chris Geere as Edvard, King of Denmark."

"Cranes got trouble, just call Barney Rubble."

"as Wilma Slaghoople"

"as Betty O'Shale"

"[to The Great Gazoo] You're here do observe? Well get ready to observe your teeth leaving your head."

"as Chip Rockefeller"

"Kristen Stewart as Ring Toss Girl"

"as Dinosaur Confessor; Doughan previously portrayed a waiter in the first film"