"What do you think I'm trying to do?. Look, I got news for you. I'm not locked up in the men's room with a cop because it's a good time. Frankly, I've had better times, okay? I'm here because I think the story is wrong. Is it? Is it? If you have something, give it to me now, but don't stand there and act coy and say "Fuck you", because, quite frankly, it's a waste of all of our time. And you know what? I don't have any more time. I have no more fucking time. I need it fucking today, I need it right now!"

"A clipboard and a confident wave will get you into any building in the world!"

"Because your whole world can change in 24 hours."

"Glenn Close as Alicia Clark"

"Jack Kehoe as Phil"

"Well, you're in management now. If everybody loved you, you'd be doing something wrong."

"Sometimes you can just smell a horrendously shitty day on the way, can't you?"

"[Reading in a dictionary] Deadline: A date or time before which something must be done."

"Don't ask marital advice from a guy with two ex-wives and a daughter who won't speak to me."

"If we get art on the two kids at the walk of shame, it's "Gotcha!"."

"[Before attacking McDougal] Get outta my way!"

"Big scoop from the TV guys. Pinhead's brother cancels trip."

"Roma Maffia as Carmen"

"The problem with being my age is everybody thinks you're a father figure but you're really just the same asshole you always were."

"It's a Marx Brothers movie every time I step in my office."

"I've bought the goddamn chair! Now it's your problem, Henry!"

"[After fighting with Bernie in the industrial printing press floor] You... are... so... fucking... fired!"

"One of our security guards actually tried to frisk me. We're having drinks later."

"[Vinnie eating a donut] Vinnie, can you bring your creamy friend along with you and join us?"

"You wanna cover Brooklyn, then cover Brooklyn! But let me tell you something, you can't cover Brooklyn from a barstool in Manhattan."

"Wear a tie for the interview. And promise me you won't torpedo it on purpose, okay?"

"[Alicia has followed Graham into the men's restroom; she is met with awkward stares from the men] I'd love it if you weren't here."

"This is great! This is great! It writes like butter. I mean, there is actual butter coming out of my pen."

"[After firing a shot inside Henry's office] Let Marty talk to her husband. Please."

"I can't stay. I have to put the paper to bed. But what do you say we all get together later and go have some dessert at that... place."

"Don't take the bat out of my hand. It's the ninth inning."

"Oh, come on! I dump a big, fat juicy steak in your lap, and you ask for sauce?"

"A behind the lines look at work, marriage and other forms of combat..."

"You got an honest-to-God exclusive."

"[A very pregnant Martha struggles in the morning] Bladder control, you don't miss it until it's gone."

"Sean Stolzen as Maksim"

"Roberts Jekabsons as Yev"

"Jon Rua as Anton"

"Drew Barrymore as Drew Barrymore"

"Zebedee Row as Alexi"

"Vladimir Duthiers as Vladimir Duthiers"

"Dylan Gelula as Gemma"

"Ray Nicholson as Paul Hudson"

"Raúl Castillo as Darius"

"Kyle Gallner as Joel"

"Peter Jacobson as Morris"

"Kristine Johnson as Kristine Johnson"

"Naomi Scott as Skye Riley"