"First of all, I just wanna say this, that I think that we, as moms, do way too much stuff. And if I'm elected, I promise you we are gonna do way less. [crowd cheers] Right? Less PTA meetings, less luncheons, less fuckin' bake sales, just less bullshit! [crowd cheers louder] Wait, wait, wait, wait. And I think that our kids need a break, too, you guys. Come on, now, school starts way too fucking early, okay? God, and they have way too much homework. I mean, our kids don't even have time to be kids anymore, am I right? And what is up with these five standardized tests a week? We should not be teaching our kids how to be good test-takers. We should be teaching them how to be good people! What is a standardized test? So, if you're a mom who's overworked, overstressed, or if you're just a mom who wants to do less...then just vote for me. [crowd cheers]"

"They're coming for you, Willy. I know you'll take a couple of them with you for sure, but they'll take you just the same. Or we can take a ride to the station together, just a couple of boys from the hills. You got my word on that. I know you ain't scared to die, Willy. But this ain't no place to leave your ghost."

"[to Joey Rosselini at the cemetery] It's your mistake, Rosselini. When you set up my brother, you forgot to kill me."

"I got three counties' worth of kin that expect a certain amount of justice for that death! I'm just trying to save both of us a lot of bloodletting."

"This land's mine!... I can go out and take a piss on it in the middle on the night if I want to!"

"[after shooting the arcade games and the mob's Chinese food with his shotgun during the interrogation] How's your memory doin' now, boys? Gerald Gates, shot in the back of one of your trucks."

"I found out more in two hours than you did in two weeks. I know who killed Gerald."

"Paul Herman - Tony Antonelli"

"Liam Neeson - Briar Gates"

"Adam Baldwin - Joey Rossellini"

"A man murdered in cold blood. But they didn't count on his brother's revenge!"

"[outside the Jimmy Woo Chinese restaurant yelling after seeing the line "You forgot one" on the car's windshield] ANYWHERE HE WANTS!!!! Any fucking place he wants!"

"[to Truman Gates at the cemetery] That's why I'm here."

"Helen Hunt - Jessie Gates"

"An Eye For An Eye, A Tooth For A Tooth."

"[after Briar Gates shot the water cooler above him, soaking him] You just made the worst mistake of your life!"

"I should have waited for you. We could have whooped 'em together."

"Bill Paxton - Gerald Gates"

"Find him, take care of him. I don't care if you have to go through every flophouse in Uptown!"

"Patrick Swayze - Truman Gates"

"Ben Stiller - Lawrence Isabella"

"Del Close - Frank"

"Valentino Cimo - Rhino"

"Ted Levine - Willy Simpson"

"Andreas Katsulas - Johnny Isabella"

"Paul Greco - Leo"

"Michael J. Pollard - Harold"

"Vincent Guastaferro - Paulie"

"Keram Malicki-Sánchez - Freddy B."

"Obba Babatundé - Sgt. Moody"

"Paul Johansson - Tuck Lampley"

"Dina Waters - Debby Utley"

"Eddie Griffin - Lester Matthews"

"Martha Chaves - Rosa Gonzales"

"Larissa Laskin - Dr. Ellen Klein"

"Vanessa Branch - Nurse"

"Ethan Suplee - Guard Max Conlin"

"Kevin Connolly - Steve Maguire"

"Troy Winbush - Steve Smith"

"Shawn Hatosy - Mitch Quigley"

"Heather Wahlquist - Julie Byrd"

"David Thornton - Jimmy Palumbo"

"Ray Liotta - Chief Gus Monroe"

"Anne Heche - Rebecca Payne"

"Robert Duvall - Lt. Frank Grimes"

"Laura Harring - Gina Palumbo"