"I like women with big asses. Why do brothers drive Cadillacs? Cause you can't get all that ass in a Volkswagen. The first thing they be sayin', "Kiss my ass." Some ugly women in here, too, tonight. How you doin'? I didn't - when I said ugly, I was lookin' at your ass."

"You always avoid direct eye contact, you know that? Are you afraid of something? Are you afraid that I might see the real you? Huh? Answer me. Come on, answer me."

"Everybody's a teacher. People can teach you two things, what to do and what not to do."

"Ugly woman easy to get along with. They don't want no trouble. You can tell an ugly woman anything, can't you? Hey, bitch, I'm going to the moon. I'll be back in a couple of days. "Well, you be careful. I don't want nothin' to happen to you now, cause you know I - cause I love you. Oh, I love you. Please don't call me a bitch in front of the kids." All right, whore, I'll be back in a couple of days. Goddamn."

"Nicholas Turturro - Josh Flatbush"

"Robin Harris - Butterbean Jones"

"Leonard L. Thomas - Rod"

"I'm from Mississippi and I love it! I like bein' country. I ain't lyin'. Ain't nothin' like a good country lady. Yeah, a girl the other day, I was messin' around with her breast. She got hot. She said, "Oh, wouldn't you like something to go with this good ol' breast milk?" I said, "A good piece of cornbread would go just fine.""

"Samuel L. Jackson - Madlock"

"I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night."

"Dick Anthony Williams - Big Stop Williams"

"I want more money. Okay? I'm not happy. When I'm not happy, I don't play good. When I don't play good, the music doesn't sound good. If the music doesn't sound good, nobody comes. We all lose our money."

"Cynda Williams - Clarke Bentancourt"

"Giancarlo Esposit - Left Hand Lacey"

"Bill Nunn - Bottom Hammer"

"Joie Lee - Indigo Downes"

"Charlie Murphy - Eggy"

"Because mo better makes it mo better."

"Jeff "Tain" Watts - Rhythm Jones"

"There's some good-lookin' women in here and some good-lookin' fellas. How you doin', sir? I'm a trisexual. I'll try your little ass tonight."

"John Turturro - Moe Flatbush"

"Julie Bovasso - Rita Cappomaggi"

"Olympia Dukakis - Rose Castorini"

"Vincent Gardenia - Cosmo Castorini"

"Nicolas Cage - Ronny Cammareri"

"Danny Aiello - Mr. Johnny Cammareri"

"That woman didn't leave you, OK. You can't see what you are, and I see everything... You are a wolf!... That woman was a trap for you. She caught you and you couldn't get away. So you, you chewed off your own foot. That was the price you had to pay for your freedom... And now, now you're afraid because you know the big part of you is a wolf that has the courage to bite off its own hand to save itself from the trap of the wrong love. That's why there's been no woman since that wrong woman. OK? You're scared to death of what the wolf would do if you try and make that mistake again!"

"Bring me the big knife, I'm gonna cut my throat."

"I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride!"

"Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me."

"Anita Gillette - Mona"

"Feodor Chaliapin - Loretta's grandfather"

"Cher - Loretta Castorini"

"Louis Guss - Raymond Cappomaggi"

"John Mahoney - Perry"

"Monti Rock III - the DJ"

"Fran Drescher - Connie"

"Sam Coppola - Dan Fusco"

"Denny Dillon - Doreen"

"Bert Michaels - Pete"

"Julie Bovasso - Flo Manero"

"Martin Shakar - Frank Manero, Jr."

"Bruce Ornstein - Gus"