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"Kevin J. O'Connor (actor) - Sammy Desoto"
"Dylan McDermott - Jackson Latcherie"
"Ann Wedgeworth - Aunt Fern Thornton"
"Bill McCutcheon - Owen Jenkins"
"Sam Shepard - Spud Jones"
"Tom Skerritt - Drum Eatenton"
"Julia Roberts - Shelby Eatenton Latcherie"
"Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher"
"Daryl Hannah - Annelle Dupuy Desoto"
"Shirley MacLaine - Louisa "Ouiser" Boudreaux"
"Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones"
"Sally Field - Mary Lynn "M'Lynn" Eatenton"
"I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."
"Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the '80s. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past."
"Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion."
"I will bring home anyone or anything I chose including a one-eyed Episcopalian Kangaroo if that happens to be my kinky inclination."
"Patricia Pearcy - Rhonda"
"Michael Shawn - Ronnie"
"Theresa Merritt - Mrs. Crosby"
"Barbara Rhoades - Donna"
"Paul Benedict - Mark"
"Quinn Cummings - Lucy McFadden"
"Marsha Mason - Paula McFadden"
"Richard Dreyfuss - Elliott Garfield"
"Thank you Neil Simon for making us laugh at falling in love…again."
"You're not the only one who can yell rape, you know."
"You know I love listening to you talk. I hate living with you but your conversation is first rate."
"You know I liked you from the first time I met you when you answered the door. I said to myself, "This is the best half-a-face I ever saw!""
"What is it about you that makes a man with a hundred forty-seven I.Q. feel like a dribbling idiot?"
"My careereth is over. I am making a horseth asseth of myselfeth. Mark, I'm begging you. I'm BEGGING you. You want this kind of performance? Let me play Lady Anne."
"Miss McFadden, today I begin rehearsals for my first New York play. It will be the most important day of my life. Am I nervous? No, I am not nervous. For I have meditated. I am relaxed. I am calm. I am confident. You, on the other hand, have not meditated, and therefore you are a pain in the ass."
"I play the guitar whenever I cannot sleep, and I meditate every morning, complete with chanting and burning incense, so if you have to walk around I'd appreciate a little tiptoeing. Also: I sleep in the nude. "Au buffo." Winter and summer, rain or snow, with the windows open. And because I may have to go to the potty or to the fridge in the middle of the night, and because I do not want to put on jammies which I do not own in the first place, unless you're looking for a quick thrill or your daughter an advanced education I'd keep my door closed."
""It never occurred to us that William Shakespeare wrote the Wizard of Oz. However, Elliot Garfield makes a splendid Wicked Witch of the North." Tacky. Tacky. Well, if they're gonna kill me. Let 'em kill me with panache."
"If you were a Broadway musical, people would be humming your face."