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"[voiceover, after watching Casablanca] Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. I never was, I never will be. . . . That's strictly the movies."
"I wonder if she actually had that orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night?"
"[to Dick and Linda Christie] I'm going home. I think today I'm gonna brush all my teeth!"
"[in a dream sequence to Dream Sharon] Sorry I had to slap you around, but you got hysterical when I said, "No more.""
"[to Linda Christie] I had to go to Washington once when I was married, and though I was the one leaving, I got sick, and when I returned, my wife threw up."
"No, my parents never got divorced, although I begged them to."
"I'll get broads up here like you wouldn't believe: swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, dental hygienists."
"I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life."
"[to Linda Christie] Look. Last night you felt like a woman, and I felt like a man . . . And that's the kind of thing those people do."
"[to Allan Felix and Diane Christie] The two of you should get married and move into a hospital."
"Somewheres in life you got turned around. It's her job to smell good for you."
"I never saw a dame yet that didn't understand a good slap in the mouth or a slug from a .45."
"Woody Allen - Allan Felix"
"Diane Keaton - Linda Christie"
"Tony Roberts - Dick Christie"
"Susan Anspach - Nancy"
"Jerry Lacy - Humphrey Bogart"
"Jennifer Salt - Sharon"
"Joy Bang - Julie"
"Viva - Jennifer"
"Suzanne Zenor as Disco girl"
"Diana Davila as Museum girl"
"Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman appear in scenes from Casablanca as Richard "Rick" Blaine and Ilsa Lund, respectively."