"I have this theory. I think, historically, women have been held back in so many ways that when they get power like they do behind the wheel, they can't help but abuse it. It's akin to Hannah Arendt's Eichmann theory about prison guards and prisoners switching roles."

"He's not ugly. He's completely unattractive."

"Nicole Kidman - Margot"

"Ciarán Hinds - Dick Koosman"

"Rebel Wilson - Becky"

"Adam Scott - Clyde"

"Kyle Bornheimer - Joe"

"James Marsden - Trevor"

"Kirsten Dunst - Regan"

"Lizzy Caplan - Gena"

"[her wedding dress is missing] This is all fucked up. I'm gonna walk in wearing my pajamas like I'm fucking Michael Jackson."

"[after ripping the wedding dress] Okay. We- you know what? We're just gonna hide it. We're gonna have to make it look as if somebody just, you know, they broke in and they stole it."

"Isla Fisher - Katie"

"[explain how he's been to a strip club] Hence why I know that for a fact, this gets really just awkward once you get there. You never know what exactly to do. It's weird getting a lap dance in front of other people."

"John Capodice - Sally Molars"

"Robert Costanzo - Sidney Tomashefsky"

"Anne Bancroft - Bea Singer"

"Johnny Williams - Johnny Sandwich"

"Peter Boyle - Chief Orman"

"Seymour Cassel - Tony Cataracts"

"Tony Shalhoub - Buddy Walker"

"Pat Morita - Mahi Mahi"

"Burton Gilliam - Roy Bacon"

"Sarah Jessica Parker - Betsy Nolan/Donna Korman"

"A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and a wedding party you won't believe."

"A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and 34 flying Elvises."

"It's a love that's All Shook Up!"

"James Caan - Tommy Korman"

"People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other."

"We're the Flying Elvises. Utah chapter."

"Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer"

"Bruno Mars - Little Elvis"

"They've been bad. Very bad."

"A very savage comedy. This fall. Tell no one."

"Your kids are one crutch away from a telethon."

"Allow me to be the first to say that what we have done here is not a good thing. It's definitely not a good thing. But it was, given the circumstances, the smart play."

"If you take away the horror of the scene, take away the tragedy of the death, take away all the moral and ethical implications that have been drilled into your head since grade one, do you know what you're left with? A 105-pound problem that needs to be moved from point A to point B."

"That's not the point, Adam. I mean, the room is covered in blow; Moore looks like he went at it with a fuckin' mountain lion; I mean, the room looks like the Manson family stayed here a month. This is a major thin-ice situation we got here."

"For boys who should know better..."

"Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher"

"Cameron Diaz - Laura Garrety-Fisher"

"Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow"

"Jeanne Tripplehorn - Lois Berkow"

"Joey Zimmerman - Adam Berkow, Jr."

"Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow"

"Christian Slater - Robert Boyd"

"Leland Orser - Charles Moore"

"Jill Clayburgh - Annie's mother"

"Michael Hitchcock - Don"