"It's the first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a hail Mary? I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula! Look, we've been to a million weddings and you know what? We've rocked them all."

"I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!"

"I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to cover a fucking race horse."

"Richard Riehle (uncredited) as Funeral guest"

"Kathryn Joosten as Mrs. Reinhold"

"Dwight Yoakam and Rebecca De Mornay as Mr. and Mrs. Kroger"

"Doria Baird as Vivian"

"Will Ferrell (uncredited) as Chazz Reinhold"

"Jenny Alden as Christina Cleary"

"Ron Canada as Randolph"

"Henry Gibson as Father O'Neil"

"Bradley Cooper as Sack Lodge"

"Keir O'Donnell as Todd Cleary"

"Ellen Albertini Dow as "Grandma" Mary Cleary (final film role)"

"Jane Seymour as Kathleen "Kitty Kat" Cleary"

"Isla Fisher as Gloria Cleary"

"Rachael McAdams as Claire Cleary"

"Christopher Walken as United States Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary"

"Vince Vaughn as Jeremy Grey"

"Owen Wilson as John Beckwith"

"Life's a party. Crash it."

"Life's a Blessing, Remember to Pray."

"Hide Your actual IQ rating."

"They're just a couple of guys who need a good wife."

"On July 15, they're coming to your wedding...with or without invitations."

"Husband: Hey, I got an idea, why don't you just kiss my left nut!"

"Chazz's mom: Chazz, there's someone here to see you! And pick up your fucking skateboard!"

"Grandma: He was a doll! The wife, though, Eleanor, big dyke. Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule."

"Husband: Yeah, that's right, go comatose for me, baby!"

"Wife: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

"You're coming with!"

"(Upon finding out that Jeremy is getting married) What?! What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for me and you!"

"Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot! Ha ha. "A-a-ah! I'm hang-gliding, honey! Take a good picture! I'm dead!" What a freak!"

"It's like fishing with dynamite."

"Come on in for the real thing."

"Ma! The meatloaf! Fuck!"

"What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there."

"Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!"

"Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!"

"I'm just living the dream."

"God darn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!"

"What the fuck do you want?"

"Jeremy tried to seduce me!"

"We had a moment at the dinner table."

"Let's play tummy sticks."