"Check the perimeter, snoop a little, we find nothing, we bail. But if I'm right, no-one will question whether you and I belong together again. We need this."

"You know, I used to dream... of infiltrating a place like this."

"[looking around Nick's apartment] Yikes... No wonder you never invite me over. [Nick: Foxes are solitary.]"

"Tiny Lister — Finnick"

"John Anoa'i and Phil Brooks — Gene Zebraxton and Gene Zebrowski"

"— Bonnie Hopps"

"Chris Sanders – Stitch"

"Liliana Mumy – Mertle Edmonds"

"Jeff Bennett – Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel"

"Ving Rhames – Cobra Bubbles"

"Zoe Caldwell – Grand Councilwoman"

"Kevin McDonald – Wendy Pleakley"

"David Ogden Stiers – Dr. Jumba Jookiba"

"Kevin Michael Richardson – Gantu"

"Rob Paulsen – Experiment 625"

"Frank Welker – Sparky"

"Tia Carrere – Nani Pelekai"

"Dee Bradley Baker – David Kawena"

"Daveigh Chase – Lilo Pelekai"

"Kunewa Mook – Moses Puloki"

"Oh, Chipper, they Dumbo'd me."

"[being bootlegged with Dumbo ears] Mates!"

"Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway."

"So you're saying the Rescue Rangers are back!"

"Looks like I just took us from outside the club to the V.I.P. room."

"All right. Think, Dale, think. Gadget is stuck in a lantern. Lanterns provide light by using fire. Fire is really cool, but also really dangerous. Someone is in a dangerous situation. Oh, like that time I dropped a bowling ball on my toe. Ellie has ten toes and she probably likes Thai food. Ellie is tied up and in danger, and Chip is with her! It was Putty working with Sweet Pete the whole time! I cracked it! I'm coming, guys!"

"Dale, old chum. The sight of you lights my heart aglow."

"You know, the morning I met you when we were just kids at the cafeteria... I never told you this, but I begged my mom to let me stay home from school because I didn't have any friends. I was so scared and alone. And I was lost. Just like you, Dale. And I needed you more than you needed me. All these years, I... I let you feel like you were second banana because I wanted to feel like first banana. I was nothing without you. So that night when… In the trailer when… when you told me about Double-0 Dale, I... I just should have told you that. I shouldn't have treated you that way. I'm sorry, Dale."

"Pooj, the Fat Honey Bear? Ugh."

"[narrating] Okay, what's the first thing that pops into your head when I say Chip n' Dale? I'm willing to bet it's Thomas Chippendale, the London-based cabinet maker from the 1700s. Sick cabinet, Thomas! But I bet the second thing that pops into your head are these guys. [image of chip and dale dancers are shown] But certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon chipmunks, Chip 'n Dale, or should I say Chip and me? And it all started the day we met, when I had to join (us information) a new school in the middle of third grade."

"Remember that animation style where everything looked real but nothing looked right?"

"Come over to try and help Monty, ambush me, talking about a reboot, think they can squeeze a dollar out of essentially nothing. He's the one that quit the show in the first place. I've been fine without it. It's garbage. Total garbage. That's why it's better to not even have friends."

"Huh. At least that's gone."

"I haven't thought about it in a while. I should give him a call. See how life's treating him."

"Look at all of these parts."

"To many more seasons of the Rescue Rangers."

"Life is the worst. Which is why you need good insurance. Look, I'm not gonna put on the hard sell, but in my experience, bad things happen all the time. They happen without warning. Sometimes from the last place you'd expect it, and you're left to pick up the pieces. So, you have to protect yourself. If you're prepared for the worst, the worst isn't so bad. So, why risk it? It's my job to pull the wool off your eyes... figuratively."

"A message on my landline. I don't like that."

"Hey, Putty. Don't be so fragile."

"You look different."

"Steven Chapman — Baloo"

"Jeff Glen Bennett — Lumiere"

"Jorma Taccone — Batman"

"Jim Cummings — Fat Cat / Pete / Darkwing Duck / Pooj / Tiger"

"Chris Parnell — Dave Bollinari"

"Charles Fleischer — Roger Rabbit / Chipmunks TV Announcer"