Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (film)

"To many more seasons of the Rescue Rangers."

"Life is the worst. Which is why you need good insurance. Look, I'm not gonna put on the hard sell, but in my experience, bad things happen all the time. They happen without warning. Sometimes from the last place you'd expect it, and you're left to pick up the pieces. So, you have to protect yourself. If you're prepared for the worst, the worst isn't so bad. So, why risk it? It's my job to pull the wool off your eyes... figuratively."

"A message on my landline. I don't like that."

"You look different."

"Come over to try and help Monty, ambush me, talking about a reboot, think they can squeeze a dollar out of essentially nothing. He's the one that quit the show in the first place. I've been fine without it. It's garbage. Total garbage. That's why it's better to not even have friends."

"Remember that animation style where everything looked real but nothing looked right?"

"Huh. At least that's gone."

"Pooj, the Fat Honey Bear? Ugh."

"You know, the morning I met you when we were just kids at the cafeteria... I never told you this, but I begged my mom to let me stay home from school because I didn't have any friends. I was so scared and alone. And I was lost. Just like you, Dale. And I needed you more than you needed me. All these years, I... I let you feel like you were second banana because I wanted to feel like first banana. I was nothing without you. So that night when… In the trailer when… when you told me about Double-0 Dale, I... I just should have told you that. I shouldn't have treated you that way. I'm sorry, Dale."

"[narrating] Okay, what's the first thing that pops into your head when I say Chip n' Dale? I'm willing to bet it's Thomas Chippendale, the London-based cabinet maker from the 1700s. Sick cabinet, Thomas! But I bet the second thing that pops into your head are these guys. [image of chip and dale dancers are shown] But certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon chipmunks, Chip 'n Dale, or should I say Chip and me? And it all started the day we met, when I had to join (us information) a new school in the middle of third grade."

"I haven't thought about it in a while. I should give him a call. See how life's treating him."

"Looks like I just took us from outside the club to the V.I.P. room."

"So you're saying the Rescue Rangers are back!"

"All right. Think, Dale, think. Gadget is stuck in a lantern. Lanterns provide light by using fire. Fire is really cool, but also really dangerous. Someone is in a dangerous situation. Oh, like that time I dropped a bowling ball on my toe. Ellie has ten toes and she probably likes Thai food. Ellie is tied up and in danger, and Chip is with her! It was Putty working with Sweet Pete the whole time! I cracked it! I'm coming, guys!"

"[being bootlegged with Dumbo ears] Mates!"

"Oh, Chipper, they Dumbo'd me."

"Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway."

"Dale, old chum. The sight of you lights my heart aglow."

"Look at all of these parts."

"Hey, Putty. Don't be so fragile."

"You two really are the worst actors in Hollywood! [laughs evilly]"

"[after being bootlegged] I'm gonna wreck stuff!"

"[to Chip and Dale after they arrived at Sweet Pete's building] We're here."

"Ugh! Stupid glass. OK, I'm out. [runs off]"

"[last words as he's defeated] Any last words? What? I can't hear you! No? OK, bye-bye, you're dead! [yelling]"

"By the axe of Ucarga, you'll submit to me!"

"[to Baloo] Wow! Yo, man, it's you!"

"I know you. [Chip: Oh, no!] [Dale: We're cooked!] You're the Rescue Rangers. I'm a huge fanboy!"

"John Mulaney — Chip"

"Andy Samberg — Dale"

"Kiki Layne — Ellie Steckler"

"Will Arnett — Sweet Pete"

"Eric Bana — Monterey Jack"

"Flula Borg — DJ Herzogenaurach"

"Dennis Haysbert — Zipper"

"Keegan-Michael Key — Bjornson the Cheesemonger / Frog Co-Worker"

"Tress MacNeille — Gadget"

"Tim Robinson — Ugly Sonic"

"Seth Rogen — Bob the Viking / Pumbaa / Mantis / B.O.B."

"J.K. Simmons — Captain S. Putty"

"Da'Vone McDonald — Jimmy the Polar Bear"

"Akiva Schaffer — E.T. / Mr. Natural"

"Jim Cummings — Fat Cat / Pete / Darkwing Duck / Pooj / Tiger"

"Chris Parnell — Dave Bollinari"

"Jeff Glen Bennett — Lumiere"

"Steven Chapman — Baloo"

"Jorma Taccone — Batman"

"Charles Fleischer — Roger Rabbit / Chipmunks TV Announcer"

"David Tennant — Scrooge McDuck"

"Paul Rudd — Himself"