Mr. Mom

"Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?"

"Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club."

"Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't."

"[Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket] I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious."

"Kenny, don't paint your sister!"

"[to Jinx] You yell at my kid like that again, I'm knockin' you out!"

"Annette: Hello Jack? I'm Annette. You're doing it wrong."

"Doris (TV Repairwoman): Are you crazy? You fed a baby chili!"

"When mom goes to work, dad goes berserk!"

"Caroline's a rising executive. Jack just lost his job. Jack's going to have to start from the bottom up."

"Michael Keaton - Jack Butler"

"Teri Garr - Caroline Butler"

"Frederick Koehler - Alex Butler"

"Taliesin Jaffe - Kenny Butler"

"Courtney White - Megan Butler"

"Brittany White - Megan Butler"

"Martin Mull - Ron Richardson"

"Miriam Flynn - Annette"

"Ann Jillian - Joan"

"Jeffrey Tambor - Jinx"

"Christopher Lloyd - Larry"

"Tom Leopold - Stan"