"Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's imp…"

"[Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket] I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies a…"

"Kenny, don't paint your sister!"

"[to Jinx] You yell at my kid like that again, I'm knockin' you out!"

"Annette: Hello Jack? I'm Annette. You're doing it wrong."

"Doris (TV Repairwoman): Are you crazy? You fed a baby chili!"

"When mom goes to work, dad goes berserk!"

"Caroline's a rising executive. Jack just lost his job. Jack's going to have to start from the bottom up."

"Michael Keaton - Jack Butler"

"Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?"