"Honey if you call and I'm not home I'll be at the gym or the gun club."

"Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's imp…"

"[Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket] I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies a…"

"Kenny, don't paint your sister!"

"[to Jinx] You yell at my kid like that again, I'm knockin' you out!"

"Annette: Hello Jack? I'm Annette. You're doing it wrong."

"Doris (TV Repairwoman): Are you crazy? You fed a baby chili!"

"When mom goes to work, dad goes berserk!"

"Caroline's a rising executive. Jack just lost his job. Jack's going to have to start from the bottom up."

"Your Mom calls the vacuum cleaner "jaws"?"