Ace Attorney

"A "human machine"!? That's a contradiction!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you're going to plan a murder, you don't forget the weapon!"

"[referring to Edgeworth's chess set] Pink 'edges'... surrounding a blue pawn with spiky hair... *shudders* Nah, it's probably nothing..."

"So, sheriff! What do you have to say... in eight words or less?"

"No one can change the past. The only thing we can do is strive to make up for our mistakes. Why must we make up for our mistakes, you ask? Because in so doing... we can find the way back to our path. And once we've found our path, we can move on from our past mistakes toward a brighter future."

"Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be."

"When you've run into a wall with no place to go, return to the basics."

"... You can wipe that foolish grin off your face now, Wright!"

"The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty."

"Just remember one thing, Mr. Wright. Every time you point your finger, someone gets hurt."

"When a detective screws up, the Chief calls him to his office... and makes him listen to the organ for hours. (...) After that, the detective can't hear anything for days except for the ringing in his ears."

"When there's gunshots, there's bound to be bullets."

"(When presenting the yellow baseball glove a witness has mistaken for a bunch of bananas) Doesn't it look delicious? Care for a bite?"

"(Nowhere to run... I'm sooo dead!)"

"So, my name is "Phoenix Wright"? What a weird name."

"(Recalling his friends and picturing Winston Payne) ...This person... I haven't got a clue. He seems to know me but maybe he's mistaking me for someone else?"

"Earth to Nick! What's the matter?"

"You know, you're awfully forgetful these days, Nick. I hope I never get to be a forgetful old prune like you."

"Come on, Nick. We can talk about you being old later."

"She'd never do anything like that! You hear me?! Never! She's a great kid, and really cute... And really great... And cute."

"Wonderful. Today's special must be Filet O' Phoenix!"

"Nick? NICK! You're too young to die!"

"I guess putting a poster of a magician in a law office is kinda strange."

"Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt. When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too."

"Words can not describe how screwed I am."

"(Being suprised by Oldbag) Zoinks! It's the Alien!"

"("Bad Ending" speech) And just like that... the case came to an end. I ran from the courtroom and wandered the streets alone. I never saw Maya again. De Killer is a man of his word, so I'm sure he let Maya go. The trial of Adrian Andrews went ahead and the newspapers read the following headline... Guilty of course. The "miracle" never happen (sic). Maybe it was never meant to. Because a "miracle" is something that doesn't exist."

"(Referring to Edgeworth seeing Oldbag on the witness stand) (I wonder what happened to that calm and cool composure he had earlier...)"

"So? A baseball has stitches! Are you saying all baseballs are suspicious because they have stitches!?"

"So? A football is made of leather! Are you saying all footballs are suspicious because they are made of leather!?"

"(Upon learning that one of his witnesses was actually Wendy Oldbag) I saw the report with her testimony, but who knew that under that helmet... it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!?"

"You (Oldbag) really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine."

"This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour"."

"(When Judge interrupts Phoenix while he's talking to De Killer) Be quiet and listen... Your Honor."