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abril 10, 2026
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"I gave chase... wait, what?"
"I like a man with a big... vocabulary."
"What's it to you, porcupine-head!?"
"You... you LAWYER!"
"What is it, you little shrimp!"
"You stinking lawyer! I hope you die!"
"Bottom-feeding, scum-sucking lawyer!"
"Ah-HHHHEM!"
""Ah... the days of my youth... like the scent of fresh lemon..." you see."
"Despite his name, Mr. White has the blackest reputation of any man in this country."
"Mia's favorite potted plant. Maya has been watering it so much lately it looks a little... swollen. She's either trying to make it grow... or she's perfecting her water torture technique."
"(So he was sleeping the entire afternoon of the murder? Some action hero!)"
"They always have mirrors like this in dressing rooms. I see my hair is still nice and spiky, just how I like it."
"It must be nice to live so free of guilt."
"Ohhh yeah, right here! Sherlock Holmes II, baby!"
"HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
"(referring to Wendy Oldbag)Uh oh, she's really pissed this time!"
"I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor... I didn't."
"Indeed! Verily, I say... Ergo!"
"[to Phoenix] Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... feelings."
"Hey! I'm only 17! That's seven-"teen." See? I'm a teen! Not like you, Nick."
"It's a nightmare! The Steel Samurai is over! The world is over!"
"Um, maybe I shouldn't be saying this... But he definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice."
"Umm... Nick? Will I grow up to be like her [Oldbag]? Please say "no.""
"Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean."
"Oh great. Stop the presses. The Windbag wants to talk."
"Um, Nick? You know that problem of yours? That problem where you present evidence that makes no sense? You're doing it again."
"It seems like it was only yesterday. Actually, it was only yesterday."
"The Steel Samurai is the lead character in a popular kid's show. He walks the streets of Neo Olde Tokyo... Fighting battle after battle against the Evil Magistrate and his minions. Of course, he never really defeats the Evil Magistrate. Although... I guess he did defeat him this time..."
"She [Oldbag] sucks up to all the bigwigs at the studio... But let her see you stumble once and she'll never let up on you."
"(Talking about Will Powers) He's not a bad kid, but don't be fooled by his mask! You wouldn't want him on the silver screen without it, believe me. Little old ladies watching would lose their lunch!"
"You look as though you've seen a ghost!"
"You spiky-haired cretin!"
"Umm... E-Edgey-boy! Help!"
"Witness, you've had a long day. Shut your pie-hole."
"I set my ATM card's number to "0001" because I'm number one!"
"So what? My granddaughter has a dog she calls Phoenix! Well, Mr Phoenix Wright? Does that make you my grand-daughter's fiancée?! She's only seven years old!"
"This photo is worth a thousand words… and they all read "guilty"!"
"I've heard of desperate men grasping at straws, but this is the first time I've heard of men grasping at macaws! Hah!"
"Objection! Sustained!"
"Note to self: Mr Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit."
"(looking at a chessboard) And check out that poor pawn, his head is kind of spiky... Kind of reminds me of you."
"Maybe Edgeworth took his unholy revenge on the detectives and slapped somebody!"
"Hey! I used to take Organ lessons! They called me "Little Miss Bach" in Kindergarten. Of course, that was before I learnt to play any notes. *single organ note* I never could remember where 'C' was..."
"So does that mean if I order pizza, I'm planning to kill the delivery boy?"
"I spent a whole day looking for my dentures. They turned out to be in my mouth all along."
"This piece of evidence indeed seems to contradict something... like your outward appearance of mental sanity!!! [Judge penalizes Phoenix]"
"Why do I come here to the office every day ? It's not like I want to work."
"What's this? It looks like a shield of some kind... It's broken. Maybe it's made out of chocolate, and he [Edgeworth] took a bite out of it."
"(Leave it at that!? This is a murder case, people!)"