All Quotes

"(referring to Cinderella's Prince) What was that?..."

"This is ridiculous, what am I doing here, I'm in the wrong story!"

"I need your shoe!"

"If you know what you want, you go and you find it and you get it"

"I was raised to be charming, not sincere."

"Worrying will do you no good. If he's safe, then he's safe. And if he's been crushed... well, there's nothing we can do about that, is there?"

"I can capture my own damsel, thank you."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel. …What kind of a name is that?"

"The harder to get, the better to have."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel! What a strange name... Strange, but beautiful and fit for a prince."

"(when asked if he'd learned Snow White's name) No, there's a dwarf standing guard."

"Dwarfs are very upsetting."

"Wanting a ball is not wanting a prince."

"But how can you know what you want till you get what you want and you see if you like it? What I want most of all is to know what I want."

"Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor."

"(birds chirp) What about the prince? (birds chirp again) That doesn't matter right now"

"(singing, to Baker's Wife, about the ball)...they have far too much food..."

"My father's house was a nightmare. Your house was a dream. Now I want something in between."

"He has charm for a prince I guess"

"(Singing) And you've learned something too, something you never knew on the steps of the palace."

"Maybe I shouldn't have attended the ball."

"(to Jack) You'd be lucky to exchange her for a sack of beans!"

"("to Baker") When is a white cow not a white cow?"

"("To Baker") Would you buy yourself a child?"

"(on different occasions) "When first I appear I seem mysterious, but when explained I'm nothing serious.""

"No knot unties itself."

"Every knot was once straight rope."

"(To Cinderella) Look at your nails!"

"(Screams and slaps Cinderella) Not that tight!"

"(To Cinderella) Clod."

""I wish..." (Opening and closing lines of the play)"

"The Woods are just Trees. The Trees are just Wood."

"All: "Into the woods, and out of the woods, and home before dark!""

"One midnight gone!"

"All: "Careful the things you say... children will listen.""

"Steward: (to Mysterious Man) Shut up."

"Bernadette Peters - Witch"

"Chip Zien - Baker"

"Joanna Gleason - Baker's Wife"

"Tom Aldredge - Narrator/Mysterious Man"

"Robert Westenberg - Wolf/Cinderella's Prince"

"Kim Crosby - Cinderella"

"Danielle Ferland - Little Red Riding Hood"

"Take Me Out"

"Mary Walsh (1993–2004)"

"Mark Critch (2005–present)"

"Gavin Crawford (2004–?)"

"Susan Kent (?- present)"

"Greg Thomey (1993–2005)"

"Go [BLEEP] yourselves! [to the people who had won the lottery in the past weekend]"