All Quotes

"I turned to shield Boo and lost my spell... I am not sorry."

"[about Boo] He mutters occasionally about fellow hamsters that will kill you all, but he is just moody, so don't worry. See how he glares? Shhh, we should leave him be."

"Be not sad, pretty waitress... will make them stop. Or else Minsc and Boo will deliver an order of booted butt stomping to the table of mean, ugly men!"

", we must find this man who kidnaps children and disguises knights as monsters and apply a butt kicking for goodness! All must be avenged!"

"This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick!"

"[hiding in shadows] None shall see me... though my battle cry may give me away."

"I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far!"

"I won't cry for the dead! I won't! Well, maybe a little... but I will staunch the tears with righteous fury!"

"What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there."

"I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar."

"You should have given a sword, give a man a fish and he feeds himself for a day, give a man a sword and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!"

"Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!"

"(About Sarevok's return) Eh? He is like a bad penny, this one. An armored, deep-voiced penny of most sinister evil!"

"[after the sun goes up] Ahh, I prefer the bright of day. Evil must be able to see the justice I dispense!"

"My anger is under complete control ! COMPLETE ! I'll control it as I rip limb from limb, I WILL control it as I pound head after head !"

"Those who bury the living must be buried by our righteous fury! Woe betide those who would flout justice! So says Minsc, though "betide" was Boo's word."

"[Attacking] Fear my unholy wrath!"

"[When given a fragment of the Protagonist's soul] I... live! Flesh and blood and bone! I am alive! Ha-ha! I swore I would scratch and crawl my way back into the world of the living... and I have done it!"

"A shame the manner of this man's death prevents us from restoring him to life - my interrogations could have brought us much information!"

"Do not waver. Were I in your shoes, I would lunge at this opportunity... it is no less than what I died attempting. Take it...grab hold of what you deserve!"

"Yes! You have achieved what I could not, in life! With luck you will tear a streak of blood across the skies that the gods will not soon forget! How I wish I could join you!"

"Hmph. You turn down the very power I died seeking. And now what! Prance amongst the flowers, happy to be mortal? Bah...you'll pardon me if we part ways as soon as this is done."

"[in Ust Natha] :"

"I advise caution in this place. We are fortunate not to be taken hostage as foreigners and sold as slaves. If they mean for us to prove our place, we must serve the Matrons utterly."

"Any misstep, no matter how slight, will draw the attention of the Spider Queen's watchers. And no doubt they are already curious of us... we do not need their scrutiny, yes?"

"Remember: absolute obedience to those of greater rank, especially the Handmaidens of Lolth and the Matron Mothers. To those of equal or lesser rank: no mercy."

"Otherwise, take advantage of whatever favor is thrown your way. For ones such as us, it is the only way to achieve what you are not born to. No mercy. It is our way."

"[in Hell] This is... most unusual. Death overwhelmed me in combat, and the darkness came over my senses. I felt a pulling, and followed it... and here we are. What place is this, I wonder?"

"[upon final battle in Hell] The darkness has already taken you, foolish one, yet you refuse to close your eyes! Let us help you onwards to your final rest! L'il alurl! For Shar!!"

"[Commenting on a dead monk] See the markings on this rivvil, ? I have seen the Handmaidens inflict similar defilements on their victims. His death is most permanent - and his last moments most unpleasant."

"Raised as a child in the cloistered confines of Candlekeep, emerged from these humble beginnings to become one of the most powerful mortals to ever set foot upon the face of Toril."

"Saving the city of Baldur's Gate, defeating the mad mage Jon Irenicus, preserving the Tree of Life... such heroic accomplishments are mere footnotes in the epic tale of , greatest of the Children of Bhall!"

"If you care to listen, I can give you a small preview of what I'm going to say about those people who have the glory of adventuring with you."

"Those who knew Aerie as the frightened little girl in the circus would be amazed at her transformation. Few beings in the history of the Realms have become as powerful in both priestly and wizardly magics as this innocent elf."

"Combining the might of a fierce warrior with the compassion of a true priest of Helm, Anomen Delryn's fame and accomplishments have brought honor and glory to his family name."

"Cernd is truly the most powerful druid still to walk the material plane. Few defenders of the balance have seen such stalwart guardians of the natural order."

"Edwin Odesseiron, arcane master of the darkest necromancy... the Thayvian wizard's very name strikes fear into the hearts of most mortals."

"There are few who can match the arts of Haer'Dalis, whether he be twirling blades in combat, unleashed powerful magic on his foes, or invoking the spirit of a legendary hero on stage."

"From an anonymous childhood in the monastery at Candlekeep Imoen stepped forth, a young woman with the blood of an immortal in her veins, and the power of an archmage at her command."

"Out of all the great warriors to come from the ranks of the dwarves, Korgan is one whose name and terrible deeds are already achieving legendary status. Pray that your path does not cross the gruff battlerager's, for never has a more efficient killer walked the planes."

"Jaheira combines the talents of her warrior training and her druid beliefs, making her one of the most powerful guardians of the balance to ever walk the world."

"Combining the stealth and guile of a master thief with the power of a great illusionist, Jan Jansen is not one to lightly dismiss. In an already-infamous gnomish family, word of Jan's exploits, have spread across the breadth of Faerun and will likely grow into the greatest Jansen legends of the future. [strangely no response from Jan]"

"Nalia has grown from the roguish young daughter of the de'Arnise Duke, barely trained in the magical arts, to one of the most fearsome mages to grace the land. Lady Nalia challenges the likes of Elminster and Alustriel for both power and a desire to do good."

"Err... Sarevok? You mean *the* Sarevok? He's with you?"

"The fierce and deadly servant of Shar has achieved the sort of immortal fame enjoyed by only one other drow in Faerun, and while Drizzt Do'Urden is a hero of the first magnitude, Viconia's name will forever be uttered with hushed respect... none of Shar's faithful has ever been more feared."

"Hii-YAA! Heh heh, tourists love that stuff..."

"I could dance on the head of a pin, as well."

"Very well... (sigh) Hii-ya."

"YOINK!!! Got your nose!"

"Khalid (running away): Better part of valour! Better part of valour!"