All Quotes

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off."

"If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem."

"Do not they bring it to pass by knowing that they know nothing at all?"

"Ne quid nimis."

"Of surpassing beauty and in the bloom of youth."

"Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit."

"Hinc illae lacrimae."

"I have everything, yet have nothing; and although I possess nothing, still of nothing am I in want."

"There are vicissitudes in all things."

"That is a true proverb which is wont to be commonly quoted, that "all had rather it were well for themselves than for another.""

"Amantium irae amoris integratio est."

"Look you, I am the most concerned in my own interests."

"Homo sum: humani nihil a me alienum puto."

"Periclum ex aliis facito tibi quod ex usu siet."

"Diem adimere aegritudinem hominibus."

"Aquilæ senectus."

"Many a time a man cannot be such as he would be, if circumstances do not admit of it."

"Nil tam difficile est quin quaerendo investigari possit."

"What now if the sky were to fall?"

"Ius summum saepe summa est malitia."

"People who think they know everything really annoy those of us who know we don't."

"Within C++, there is a much smaller and cleaner language struggling to get out."

"I do not think that safety should be bought at the cost of complicating the expression of good solutions to real-life problems."

"The connection between the language in which we think/program and the problems and solutions we can imagine is very close. For this reason restricting language features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at best dangerous."

"There are more useful systems developed in languages deemed awful than in languages praised for being beautiful — many more."

"[Corporate programming] is often done to the point where the individual is completely submerged in corporate "culture" with no outlet for unique talents and skills. Corporate practices can be directly hostile to individuals with exceptional skills and initiative in technical matters. I consider such management of technical people cruel and wasteful."

"Anybody who comes to you and says he has a perfect language is either naïve or a salesman."

"I'm convinced that you could design a language about a tenth of the size of C++ (whichever way you measure size) providing roughly what C++ does."

"One of the things I really like about programming languages is that it's the perfect excuse to stick your nose into any field. So if you're interested in high energy physics and the structure of the universe, being a programmer is one of the best ways to get in there. It's probably easier than becoming a theoretical physicist."

"If you do anything useful it will haunt you forever after, and if you have a major success you get decades of hard manual labor — meaning you have to work on the manual."

"Maybe "just one little global variable" isn't too unmanageable, but that style leads to code that is useless except to its original programmer."

"Proof by analogy is fraud."

"Design and programming are human activities; forget that and all is lost."

"A program that has not been tested does not work."

""How to test?" is a question that cannot be answered in general. "When to test?" however, does have a general answer: as early and as often as possible."

"An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only."

""Legacy code" is a term often used derogatorily to characterize code that is written in a language or style that (1) the speaker/writer consider outdated and/or (2) is competing with something sold/promoted by the speaker/writer. "Legacy code" often differs from its suggested alternative by actually working and scaling."

"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses."

"Far too often, "software engineering" is neither engineering nor about software."

"I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone."

"Jupiter, now assuredly is the time when I could readily consent to be slain, lest life should sully this ecstasy with some disaster."

"Sine Cerere et Baccho friget Venus"

"This and a great deal more like it I have had to put up with."

"Take care and say this with presence of mind."

"It behooves a prudent person to make trial of everything before arms."

"I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination."

"I took to my heels as fast as I could."

"Many a time,… from a bad beginning great friendships have sprung up."

"I only wish I may see your head stroked down with a slipper."

"Fortis fortuna adiuvat."