All Quotes

"Now all I can think of is joining Bin Laden and killing a few Americans."

"[introducing himself after the other Jimmies have] Roberto Calamari. Fuckin' tough crowd. It's a joke! I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy."

"And so, Old Nick released His demons unto the world of man. And the World of Man fell before the demons, and his world became like the guttering candle flame. And God did nothing, for He was invisible and couldnae punch His way out of a paper fucking bag anyway. And so, the world of man became Old Nick's dominion. And his dominion was hell. How's that? [Jimmies: How's that?] Then, Old Nick did speak to His favored son, whose name was Jimmy Crystal. And He said unto Jimmy, "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. And you shall be My Right Hand, which shall be strong. And you shall have Seven Fingers, and each Finger shall be a claw. And you shall offer Charity to the World of Man. And for this, you alone shall be My heir, and your Seven Fingers shall hold your crown!" How's that? [Jimmies: How's that?] I am Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. Favored son of Old Nick. These are my Fingers. We travel the land. We search for souls to deliver to my Father. And we offer you... Charity. Jimmies. [Jimmies: Yes, sir?] Today's Charitable Act shall be... the Removal of the Shirt."

"If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, they'd have been alright, but they stayed at home and got their heads caved in. [...] [My Father] was leading the infected, Ian. He was leading the demons on the charge. A great army with Him at the fore. He always said Charity starts at home."

"I can't hear His voice. Why can't I hear His voice, Ian?"

"Father! Why have You forsaken me? Why have You forsaken me, Father?"

"Samson: Moon."

"Samson: Sorry, I don't... I don't have a ticket."

"Fear is the new faith."

"Change is coming."

"Alfie Williams - Spike"

"Ralph Fiennes - Dr. Ian Kelson"

"Erin Kellyman - Jimmy Ink / Kelli"

"Jack O'Connell - Sir Jimmy Crystal"

"Chi Lewis-Parry - "Samson""

"Cillian Murphy - Jim"

"Maiya Eastmond - Sam"

"Your faith has led you here."

"Sword raised to the azure sky, Enemy blood stains the black robe high. Fortunate to be a maiden fair, Outshining heroes with grace and flair."

"Born with a clumsy heart, trapped in life's advance and retreat, Breaking precepts repeatedly, following nature, not the Buddha's feat. With rake and tusk, smashing fate, burrowing karma's weight, Rolling in the muddy world, heedless of scorn or debate."

"A kind face veils his virtuous light, The benevolent eyes mask his might. To the one he grants a wondrous spell, For that the story has yet to tell."

"Sanxian, sanxian, grief and rage untold, Defeated and demeaned by my follower bold. Confused, I saw kindness repaid with hate, The sands obscure the truth, the wind seals my fate."

"In life, a brave heart met a noble lord, Loyal and true, bound by a warrior's accord. Grateful and steadfast, he sought to repay, Unyielding in courage, keeping danger at bay."

"Bottom up the jade nectar, a celestial brew, In the jar, the fresh wine sparkles anew. In worldly clamor, he wishes to stay drunk, Forgetting homeland, foreign lands amok."

"Countless souls pursue the immortal quest, Seeking the Dao, but truth is not addressed. The ferry itself will never be ashore, Ask not when fruits will ripen, in the void they fade evermore."

"No divine arts, no meditation's trance, With a palm fan, he nurtures his pill's dance. A sincere heart, the medicine he seeks, Bored by human woes and worldly techniques."

"No shame in taking pills. More unfair are the innate skills."

"Craving fortune's smile, but met with bitter strife, Toiling by dark waters, in a grumpy life. In that realm of paint, the last hopes retreat, The green one brought him sweetness, a long-awaited treat."

"Wind fans the flames, the hammer strikes, Swords dance, blades sweep the dust aside. With iron will, one finds their way, Between stillness and motion, greatness will stay."

"Edge sharpened, arm restless. I was looking for someone to test it."

"The board is earth, the pieces sky, Colors of Yin and Yang comply. In subtle moves, revolutions blend, Laughing, praise the game that will never end."

"Born to a fate of trials and woes, Who pities the ebb and flow of those? Better to live in nature's embrace, Freely to wander, freely to repose."

"Martha Wentworth as Radio Narrator of Witching Hour (uncredited)"

"Harry E. Lang as Tom (uncredited)"

"William Hanna as Tom (uncredited)"

"Lillian Randolph as Mammy Two Shoes (1942 original) (uncredited)"

"Thea Vidale and Mammy Two Shoes (1989 redubbed) (uncredited)"

"[to Albert]: You dirty old man!"

": [looking at old newspapers] 'Ere, I remember this — 'Mussolini invades Albania. King Zog flees.' : That's nothing mate, we got king-size fleas here!"

": When I’ve got my decent clobber on I’m completely classless. Providing I don’t open my mouth I could pass for anybody."

"[to Albert]: Ain’t it pathetic, your faith in the healing powers of a cup of tea! The Englishman’s panacea! Mother just died? Oh what a shame, have a cup of tea. Just been run over? Never mind, have a cup of tea. I have been offered tea for disasters, funerals, operations, floods, wars, Dunkirk, the Blitz, coronations, piles, hysteria, hunger marches and insomnia. Nice cup of tea in one hand and thumbs up to the camera in the other... Britain can take it! Well they can have it."

"[to Albert]: That wasn’t a lobster that poisoned you, you swallowed your own venom."

": There's no need in this day and age for you to 'ang on to other peoples' rags. There's people that need it more than you do, people who really need it. Send it to the Oxford Famine Relief. : Oxford? Bah. There ain't no famine up there. I passed through Oxford; it looked alright to me. : No, it's the 'War on Want' mob. They send it out to Africa and places like that. : They don't wear riding breeches out there. Never seen a blackie in riding breeches: make their legs sweat... Better off than we are. I wish I was a blackie sometimes. All that sun, bananas growin' on trees, coconuts — marvellous life."

": Wedgewood blue on the ceiling... Etruscan red for the woodwork... : Bleedin' awful — it'll look like a Peruvian brothel!"

": You are a dyed-in-the-wool fascist, reactionary, squalid little 'know your place, don't rise above yourself, don't get out of your hole' complacent little turd! : I— : I haven't finished yet! You are morally, spiritually and physically a festering, fly-blown heap of accumulated filth! : What do you want for your tea?"

"Thea Vidale as Mammy Two Shoes (1989 redubbed) (uncredited)"

"Harry E. Lang as Tom (uncredited)"

"Lillian Randolph as Mammy Two Shoes (1941 original) (uncredited)"

"Now the birth of Jesus the Messiah took place in this way. When his mother Mary had been engaged to Joseph, but before they lived together, she was found to be with child from the Holy Spirit. Her husband Joseph, being a righteous man and unwilling to expose her to public disgrace, planned to dismiss her quietly. But just when he had resolved to do this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, "Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary as your wife, for the child conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will bear a son, and you are to name him Jesus, for he will save his people from their sins." All this took place to fulfill what had been spoken by the Lord through the prophet: "Look, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and they shall name him Emmanuel," which means, "God is with us." When Joseph awoke from sleep, he did as the angel of the Lord commanded him; he took her as his wife, but had no marital relations with her until she had borne a son; and he named him Jesus."

"And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.”"