": [looking at old newspapers] 'Ere, I remember this — 'Mussolini invades Albania. King Zog flees.' : That's nothing m…"

": When I’ve got my decent clobber on I’m completely classless. Providing I don’t open my mouth I could pass for anybody."

"[to Albert]: Ain’t it pathetic, your faith in the healing powers of a cup of tea! The Englishman’s panacea! Mother ju…"

"[to Albert]: That wasn’t a lobster that poisoned you, you swallowed your own venom."

": There's no need in this day and age for you to 'ang on to other peoples' rags. There's people that need it more tha…"

": Wedgewood blue on the ceiling... Etruscan red for the woodwork... : Bleedin' awful — it'll look like a Peruvian bro…"

": You are a dyed-in-the-wool fascist, reactionary, squalid little 'know your place, don't rise above yourself, don't …"

"WPC/DC/DS/DI Jackie Reid (Blythe Duff)"

"DC/DS/DI/DCI Mike Jardine (James MacPherson)"

"DC Stuart Fraser (Colin McCredie)"