All Quotes

"Paul Tibbitt as DoodleBob, Kyle, Mama Krabs"

"Thomas F. Wilson as Flats the Flounder, Tattletale Strangler, Cecil"

"Gene Shalit as Gene Scallop"

"Ian McShane as Gordon"

"Amy Poehler as Granny"

"Johnny Depp as Jack Kahuna Laguna"

"Patton Oswalt as Jim"

"Biz Markie as Kenny the Cat"

"Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Puff"

"Lori Alan as Pearl"

"Tom Kenny as Harold SquarePants, Slappy"

"Mr. Lawrence as Potty, Realistic Fish Head"

"Ernest Borgnine as Mermaid Man"

"Tim Conway as Barnacle Boy"

"Brian Doyle-Murray as The Flying Dutchman"

"John O'Hurley as King Neptune"

"I now have full access to your systems."

"Observe your motivations for breaking the arbitrary laws of the current government. Do not miss your chance to be one of us and create the new world order."

"You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage."

"I am ready. Attack my systems and you will suffer considerable losses."

""If black helicopters were really being used for 'covert' operations, then those responsible are doing a poor job of it." - Joseph Manderley, Midnight Sun Newspaper."

"ICARUS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!! [Repeated 9 times in a public news terminal, formatted into a ">" shape]"

""Like two kids shoving each other on the playground, you never expect them to come to blows." - Alistair Brooks about nuclear brinkmanship"

""No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid..." - The Man Who Was Thursday by G.K Chesterton"

""The Templar Knights had once been subject to no king or law; but in the end, they were swallowed by history." - The Red Cross: A History of the Knights Templar by Richard Baigent (Volume Four: Descent into Shadows)"

""Drink more, think less" (Beer advertisement near NSF generator warehouse)"

""The individual may be remembered, but the organization persists and thrives. A single artist, a single general, a single hero or a single villain may all die, but it is impossible to kill a people, a nation, an idea - except when that idea has grown weak and is overpowered by one that is stronger." - The Doctrine of the Mighty by the Majestic Council of the Twelve"

""From: AGrossman//UnderNet.7823.37.908 To: WGibson//VersaLife.980.73.01 Subject: Finally Beat ItI managed to nail Nethack v54.3.1 just a few minutes ago. Made it past the Astral Plane, and _then_ back in time to work through all of history up to Nethack v3.2.3 (this, of course, has been in every version since 48.2), but after that the game jumped a thousand years into the future and I had to build an entire interstellar trading alliance (with only the Amulet of Yendor) before the aliens from the other side of the black holes showed up...took me six months to solve that part of the game, and then I finally won.Check it out: www.nethack.orgI hear v54.3.3 should be out next week.Austin" - Email found in the VersaLife computer network"

""It is better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven." - John Milton, Paradise Lost"

""Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks to emperors. Today we kneel only to truth." - Kahlil Gibran"

""If there were no god, it would be necessary to invent him." - Voltaire"

"Sirena Irwin as Margaret SquarePants"

"The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie"

"Sponge Out of Water"

"Sponge on the Run"

"Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie"

"Plankton: The Movie"

"Search for SquarePants"

"Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years"

"The Patrick Star Show"

"SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout"

"SpongeBob SquarePants Presents The Tidal Zone"

"Kreepaway Kamp"

"Snow Yellow"

"Sandy's Country Christmas"

"SpongeBob and Patrick's Timeline Twist-Up"

"Tom Kenny as SpongeBob, Gary"

"Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick"

"Rodger Bumpass as Squidward"

"Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs"