All Quotes

"My thighs have been involved in many accidents, And now I can't get insured, And I don't need to be lured by you. My cunt is built like a wound that won't heal, And now you don't have to ask Because you know how I feel."

"So my heart finally broke. It was so long bent. And it broke in three places when it finally went. It wanted only to say what it meant. So it suffered every punishment."

"'Course numb is an old hat, old as my oldest memories. See that one's my mother, and that one's my father, and that one in the hat, that's me. It's a skill I'd hoped to abandon, when I got out on the open road, But any more pent up emotion and I think I'm gonna explode."

"And I was shocked to see the mistakes of each generation will just fade like a radio station, if we drive out of range."

"If you're not angry, you're just stupid, or you don't care."

"There's a crowd of people harbored in every person, there are so many roles that we play. And you've decided to love me for eternity. I'm still deciding who I want to be today""

"Let's grow old and die together. Let's do it now."

"When I need to wipe my face, I use the back of my hand, And I like to take up space just because I can, And I use my dress to wipe up my drink. I care less and less what people think."

"So I’ll walk the plank and I’ll jump with a smile. If I’m gonna go down, I’m gonna do it with style, and you won't see me surrender, you won't hear me confess, 'Cuz you've left me with nothing, but i've worked with less."

"You know Taken out of context I must Seem so strange."

"And everything seems to have gone terribly wrong that can. But one breath at a time is an acceptable plan, She tells herself."

"Freedom and democracy, That's the word from Washington every day. Put America to sleep with warm milk and clichés, And people are expendable along the way."

"They put you in your place, and they tell you to behave But no one can be free until we're all on even grade."

"Life is a b movie. It's stupid and it's strange, A directionless story, And the dialogue is lame. But in the he said, she said, Sometimes there's some poetry, If you turn your back long enough, And let it happen naturally."

"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage. You've gotta live light enough to see the humor, And long enough to see some change."

"I remember now how our bright spring green deepened. With the years the seasons changed, And we were lush as the underside of August."

"Love sets fire to your schedule, And then calls an end to time."

"I still define myself by the places that I've been."

"I always wanted to be commander-in-chief of my one-woman army, But I can envision the mediocrity of my finest hour."

"I know there is strength in the differences between us, And I know there is comfort where we overlap."

"I think you're the least fucked-up person I've ever met, And that may be as close to the real thing as I'm ever gonna get."

"Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall."

"She says “Do I know you?” I say “Well, no, not biblically, But I've been waiting for you to come and talk to me. I have been playing too many of those boy-girl games.” She says, “Honey, you are safe here. This is a girl-girl thing.”"

"I am looking for the holes, The holes in your jeans Because I want to know: Are they worn out in the seat, Or are they worn out in the knees?"

"When we patch things up, They say a job well done. But when we ask the question why Where did the rips come from?, They say we are subversive, And extreme, of course. We are just trying to track a problem to its source."

"I always feel I have to take a stand, And there's always someone on hand To hate me for standing there. I always feel I have to open my mouth, And every time I do, I offend someone, somewhere."

"But what if no one's watching? What if when we're dead, we are just dead? What if there's no time to lose? What if there's things we gotta do, Things that need to be said?"

"We have to be able to criticize what we love, Say what we have to say, 'Cause if you're not trying to make something better, Then as far as I can tell, you are just in the way."

"People used to make records, as in the record of an event, the event of people playing music in a room, and now everything's cross-marketing, its about sunglasses and shoes, or guns and drugs that you choose.""

"We share the collective idea of ANONYMOUS worldwide; we are the people. We believe in non-violent, peaceful civil disobedience."

"We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us."

"Woe is me, heh...Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning."

"I'd jump into the river Mersey, but it looks like rain. [sighs] Nothing ever happens to me."

"I could have sworn I was being followed by a yellow submarine...But that isn't logical now, is it? It must have been one of them unidentified flying cupcakes, or a figment of me imagination...But I don't have an imagination."

"[to John] I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. Just listen to Old Fred."

"Help! "H" is for hurry! [later] Help! "E" is for ergent! [later] Help! "L" is for love me! [later, while being chased by an injun] Help! "P" is for please!"

"[regarding Jeremy] He's so smart, he doesn't even remember what he knows."

"Glove, Glove, come here, Glove. Look out there, and what do you see? Tell him, Max. [Max: Someone running, Glove.] Yes. Well, you'll soon put a stop to that, won't you, Glovey? Go, Glove! Point, and having pointed, POUNCE! GO!"

"Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii!"

"What?! WHAT?! WHAT?! THE GLOVE'S LOSING HIS TOUCH! [knocks down Max and runs up to the exploding clown] DO YOUR WORST! [laughing mad] Explode them!"

"A thing of beauty...DESTROY IT FOREVER!"

"My dear friend... [one of the Blue Meanies nods to the audience] let us not forget that heaven is blue...TOMORROW THE WORLD!!! Bring in my bloopers..."

"Ah, here you are, my glovey-dovey. Go get thee hence, and destroy yon upstarts. SMASH THEM! SQUASH THEM! CRUSH THEM! O-blue-terate them!"

"Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time. So much to know!"

"[writing with his foot] The footnotes for my 19th book! This is my standard procedure for doing it; and while I compose it, I'm also reviewing it!"

"Yes! Ah, "yes" is a word with a glorious ring! A true universal, euphonious thing! Engenders embracing and chasing of blues! The very best word for the whole world to use!"

"[after transforming from a Frankenstein's monster] Hey Ringo, I've just had the strangest dream."

"It's time for time. [raises eyebrows repetitively]"

"I'm the ego-man, goo goo g'joob."

"The forces of good! The forces of evil!"