"Woe is me, heh...Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning."

"I'd jump into the river Mersey, but it looks like rain. [sighs] Nothing ever happens to me."

"I could have sworn I was being followed by a yellow submarine...But that isn't logical now, is it? It must have been …"

"[to John] I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. Just listen to Old Fred."

"Help! "H" is for hurry! [later] Help! "E" is for ergent! [later] Help! "L" is for love me! [later, while being chased…"

"Glove, Glove, come here, Glove. Look out there, and what do you see? Tell him, Max. [Max: Someone running, Glove.] Ye…"

"Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii!"

"What?! WHAT?! WHAT?! THE GLOVE'S LOSING HIS TOUCH! [knocks down Max and runs up to the exploding clown] DO YOUR WORST…"

"A thing of beauty...DESTROY IT FOREVER!"

"My dear friend... [one of the Blue Meanies nods to the audience] let us not forget that heaven is blue...TOMORROW THE…"