All Quotes

"Duke wins.... Fatality! [Reference to the 1992 arcade fighting game by Midway, Mortal Kombat)"

"If it bleeds, I can kill it (Reference to Predator)"

"What am I, a Chimpanzee? (after grabbing the piece of crap)"

"What's new, pussycat? (Reference from Tom Jones "What's new pussycat")"

"What kind of sick motherfucker picks up wet feces? (after grabbing the piece of crap)"

"What the hell?"

"Yeah, this should help."

"Yeehaw, motherfucker! (During the "Highway" levels)"

"Vroom vroom, motherfucker! (During the "Highway" levels)"

"You wanna touch it, don't you? (while admiring himself in the mirror)"

"[meeting the first Battlelord] You're one ugly motherfucker. (Reference to Predator)"

"I got balls of steel!"

"Who wants white meat? Who wants it? [after killing a pig cop]"

"Dear diary... Jackpot! [Reference to a Quagmire scene in Family Guy)"

"Seriously, a nut-less monkey can do your job (Reference to Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder.)"

"This is gonna fuck up my hair!"

"I've got balls of fail![after losing the at the "Balls of Steel" pinball machine]"

"Time to redecorate, in brain matter grey."

"Quit bleeding, pussy!"

"Another day, another disembowelment."

"Just call me "Frankenstein." (After running down an enemy with the monster truck: Reference to Deathrace movie masked driver: Frankenstein)"

"Aww, and it got such good gas mileage! (After the monster truck sinks)"

"Time to paint the town red (possible Reference to Clint Eastwood's Movie High Plains Drifter - where the town was painted red and renamed to "hell")"

"Pork chop sandwiches! (After exploding a Pig Cop) Reference to one of Fenslerfilm's G.I. Joe PSA parodies."

"Die you metal motherfucker."

""I've got balls balls balls balls of Steel" a reference to the Duke Nukem Ventrilo Harassment youtube video."

"Looks like you're last years model."

"One more for the scrapyard."

"Nothin' but scrap metal."

"Freakin' impostor."

"I hate to kick my own ass but it's gotta be done."

"I don't dig on mines."

"You can't beat the real thing baby."

"Often imitated never duplicated." (Possible Disney's Aladdin reference)"

"Damn, I wouldn't want to lose to me either."

"Why so serious?" (From the Dark Knight.)"

"Every time I fire a linguist, the performance of our speech recognition system goes up."

"Fanaticism consists in redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim."

"Where good and ill together blent, Wage an undying strife."

"It is generally believed that scientific talent reveals itself in early youth. [...] This was certainly not my case. I somehow slid into my scientific profession. My mother wished for me to become a physician, just like my father. [...] I myself wanted to be a lawyer, defender of the unjustly accused. But my career is the result of political circumstances, academic possibilities, and lucky accidents."

"It's easier to say something stupid than write something stupid."

"He was not a pioneer of speech recognition, he was the pioneer of speech recognition."

"Πάντων χρημάτων μέτρον ἄνθρωπον εἶναι, τῶν μὲν ὄντων, ὡς ἔστι, τῶν δὲ μὴ ὄντων, ὡς οὐκ ἔστιν."

"Δύο λόγους εἶναι περὶ παντὸς πράγματος."

"Περὶ μὲν θεῶν οὐκ ἔχω εἰδέναι οὔθ᾽ ὡς εἰσίν, οὔθ᾽ ὡς οὐκ εἰσίν· πολλὰ γὰρ τὰ κωλύοντα εἰδέναι, ἥ τ᾿ ἀδηλότης καὶ βραχὺς ὢν ὁ βίος τοῦ ἀνθρώπου."

"When they [the Athenians] meet for a consultation on civic art, where they should be guided throughout by justice and good sense, they naturally allow advice from everybody, since it is held that everyone should partake of this excellence, or else that states cannot be."

"You, Socrates, began by saying that virtue can't be taught, and now you are insisting on the opposite, trying to show that all things are knowledge, justice, soundness of mind, even courage, from which it would follow that virtue most certainly can be taught."

"Organized religion: The world's largest pyramid scheme."

"A chord is by no means an agglomeration of intervals. It is a new unit which, although dependent on the formative power of the single interval, is felt as being self-existent and as giving to the constituent intervals meanings and functions which they otherwise would not have."

"[Tonality is] the special meaning [functions] that chords receive through their relationship to a fundamental sonority, the tonic triad."