"Frank: There, you see, an example of assonance. Rita: Oh, it means getting' the rhyme wrong."

"Rita: Will they sack you. Frank: [lying flat on the floor] The sack? God no; that would involve making a decision. Pi…"

"Rita: Have they sacked y'? Frank: Not quite. Rita: Well, why y' – packing your books away. Frank: Australia. [After a…"

"She divorced her husband, y' know. I never knew him, it was before I met Jane. Apparently she came back from work one…"

"Marriage is like the Middle East, isn't it? There's no solution."

"I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket."

""Lest that by any means When I have preached to others I myself Should be a castaway." If some one now Would take tha…"

"Daddy Neptune one day to Freedom did say, If ever I live upon dry land, The spot I should hit on wou'd be little Brit…"

"Then a very great war man, call'd Billy the Norman, Cried "D--n it, I never lik'd my land.""

"The Dons came to plunder the island; But, snug in the hive, the Queen was alive, And "buzz" was the word in the island."