"Exqueeze me?"

"Teach him how to say, "Quiero Taco Bell". 'Kay?"

"Yo mama's so old, her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this."

"Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye."

"I'm so freakin' pissed! First of all, Dr. Dorfman totally messes up my nose job; I asked him to make me look like Gwy…"

"Hold my poodle."

"What a beautiful chocolate man."

"I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer!"

"White meat only."

"Oh yeah? Well, your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!"