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"Oh yeah? Well, your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!"
"Exqueeze me?"
"I got the buckwheat."
"Teach him how to say, "Quiero Taco Bell". 'Kay?"
"Yo mama's so old, her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this."
"Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye."
"I'm so freakin' pissed! First of all, Dr. Dorfman totally messes up my nose job; I asked him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get out of the surgery table lookin' like frickin' Shrek!"
"Hold my poodle."
"What a beautiful chocolate man."
"I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer!"
"White meat only."
"Once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair."
"Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt."
"Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?"
"Someone get this jiggaboo away from me."
"[Marcus/Tiffany sprays him with mace] She don't know it yet... oh, but that's wifey right there."
"[while eating oysters] Tongue's kinda big."
"[after A Thousand Miles begins to play] How did you know? I love this song!"
"Shawn Wayans as Kevin Copeland"
"Marlon Wayans as Marcus Copeland"
"Busy Philipps as Karen Googlestein"
"Jessica Cauffiel as Tori"
"Jennifer Carpenter as Lisa"
"Jaime King as Heather Vandergeld"
"Brittany Daniel as Megan Vandergeld"
"Terry Crews as Latrell Spencer"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.