"My evil stepsister, you've seen Cinderella, right? Let me clue you in, I win."

"It's bigger than our entire apartment and the Chinese restaurant downstairs and the dry cleaner down the street; it m…"

"Every year I would wish if that I was good enough you would come and find me."

"Dude, its chocolate. Need I say more?"

"I think I owe you a rather large apology."

"Remember when I told you how groovy I used to be?"

"You like Co-co Pops?"

"I'm not explaining this very well, am I?"

"For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society."

"If you take your nose out of the air for one second you'll see that you're designer, I'm vintage. You've got a mansio…"