"[during her beauty exam] Lady, I'm not butchering your hair. It's a free haircut, so stop your bitching, before I cut…"

"[about her dad] First guy to walk out of my life, definitely not the last. Funny things, you and me. You always stayi…"

"Don't let people stand in your way. They're just people, like you and me! Well, maybe not like you. I don't know if I…"

"He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my l…"

"I am going to fall in love with you. You don't have to love me back. I am going to give you my heart."

"My life is like watching the Three Stooges in Spanish!"

"What worries me is when someone is as screwed up as these guys doesn't want me!"

"He doesn't make sense, I don't make sense, together we make sense."

"Magic records and a baboon heart..."

"I am not very good with people."