"Teri Garr as Aunt Judy (uncredited)"

"[Running out of the UM room] This goes against everything I believe in, but I gotta pee!"

"Oh man, Harvard's never gonna accept me with a police record! And I am not going to community college!"

"[to Donna after she kisses him] Wow! Man, you're so hot!"

"Six kids, snowbound in an airport on Christmas Eve, without supervision. Someone please call security."

"Silent night... Yeah, right."

"Six unaccompanied minors will become one unbelievable family."

"All flights cancelled. Christmas isn't!"

"Lewis Black as Oliver Porter"

"Al Roker as Himself"