"I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence."

"Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Julius Benedict, Vincent's older fraternal twin brother."

"Danny DeVito - Vincent Benedict, Julius' younger fraternal twin brother."

"Kelly Preston - Marnie Mason, Linda's sister and Julius' girlfriend-turned-wife."

"Chloe Webb - Linda Mason, Marnie's sister and Vincent's girlfriend-turned-wife."

"Bonnie Bartlett - Mary Ann Benedict, the twins' biological mother."

"David Caruso - Al Greco, a friend of Vincent's."

"Trey Wilson - Beetroot McKinley"

"Marshall Bell - Mr. Webster"