"[singing] You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me, I don't feel blue and when we kiss I know you nee…"

"[In front of mirror while testing her wedding dress] Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Mrs. Glenn Gulia. ... Hello. It's nice…"

"Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the wa…"

"He's gonna party like it's 1985."

"Before the internet, before cell phones, before roller-blades, there was a time... 1985. Don't pretend you don't reme…"

"Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart"

"Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan"

"Christine Taylor - Holly Sullivan"

"Allen Covert - Sammy"

"[to Linda] Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before y…"