"[as he kills Mrs. Haskell] Hohohoho. No ticky, no washy!"

"[to the Mayor] You fat slob! Let's see if you've got any guts. [he punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his …"

"Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of fuckin' faggots!"

"I owe you for the other night, monster faggot! So now we're gonna give you six new assholes. Compliments of me, Cigar…"

"All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out!"

"Hey Frank, teeny-boppers! You like video games, teeny-boppers? Your mom give you quarters for video games? Well, coug…"

"Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like Mexican food, little baby? [points his gun at …"

"Frank: Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might, get ya asses home all intact."

"Sara: Why, Melvin, you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person. You're so muscular. It's been two years since I've to…"

"The first Super-Hero... from New Jersey!"