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"[as he kills Mrs. Haskell] Hohohoho. No ticky, no washy!"
"[to the Mayor] You fat slob! Let's see if you've got any guts. [he punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts] Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste."
"Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of fuckin' faggots!"
"I owe you for the other night, monster faggot! So now we're gonna give you six new assholes. Compliments of me, Cigar Face!"
"All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out!"
"Hey Frank, teeny-boppers! You like video games, teeny-boppers? Your mom give you quarters for video games? Well, cough 'em up!"
"Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like Mexican food, little baby? [points his gun at the baby] Well, how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throat?"
"Frank: Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might, get ya asses home all intact."
"Sara: Why, Melvin, you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person. You're so muscular. It's been two years since I've touched a man."
"Melvin was a 90lb. weakling until nuclear waste transformed him into...The Toxic Avenger"
"The first Super-Hero... from New Jersey!"
"He was 98 lbs. of solid nerd until he became...The Toxic Avenger"
"Mitch Cohen - The Toxic Avenger"
"Jennifer Babtist - Wanda"
"Cindy Manion - Julie"
"Robert Prichard - Slug"
"Gary Schneider - Bozo"
"Pat Ryan - Mayor Belgoody"
"Mark Torgl - Melvin Junko"
"Dick Martinsen - Officer O'Clancy"
"Chris Liano - Walter Harris"
"David Weiss - Chief Of Police"
"Dan Snow - Cigar Face"
"Doug Isbecque - Knuckles"
"Charles Lee Jr. - Nipples"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.