"Wade: "Dude! Other dude! Outrageous news, man!" Doctor Chalmers: "Oh no. Did Tovar get his head stuck in the dryer again?" Wade: "No." Sam: "The vaccum?" Wade: "No." Doctor Chalmers: "The garbage disposal?" Wade: "No, the toaster oven. But also . . . , there's been a murder, man!" Sam and Doctor Chalmers: "What?!" Wade: "Thats right! Nikki's dead!" Sam: "No! Not Nikki!" Doctor Chalmers: "Which one was she? Was she the one with the tiara?" Wade: "No, the other one." Doctor Chalmers: "Oh dear. Poor little other one. Oh.""
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