"Doctor Chalmers: "Hello, young males. Are your parents at home?" Sam: "Parents? I'm 26." Doctor Chalmers: "May I remind you that people have parents regardless of their age? I myself have two." Wade: "Hey, me too, man." Sam: "Can we help you?" Doctor Chalmers: "I have a dilly of a pickle on my hands, I don't really know how to explain it." Sam: "Close guess: You don't know where you are or how you got here?" Doctor Chalmers: "Are you mocking me? I find that most offensive." Sam: "In fact, you can't even remember your own name." Doctor Chalmers: "That's exactly right." Wade: "Have you checked your underwear, dude?" Doctor Chalmers: "Excuse me, son? I don't engage in that kind of talk." Sam: "We don't know much either. In fact, we're just figuring out our names." Wade: "His name is Sam." Sam: "And this is Wade." Wade: "Durrnt, dude." Doctor Chalmers: "Your name is Durrntdude?" Wade: "No, Durrnt . . . , dude." Doctor Chalmers: "I need to speak to someone who can talk." Sam: ". . ." Doctor Chalmers: "You people are no help to me! Good day!""
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