"My 3:00 patient jumped out of the window in the middle of his session. I have been running fifteen minutes ahead of s…"

"When it's hot like this, you know what I do? I put my undies in the Ice Box!"

"[in Richard's fantasy] It shakes me! It quakes me! It makes me feel goose-pimply all over!"

"Oooooooohhhh! This feels just elegant!"

"So he lured me down to his apartment. He made me sit on his piano bench. Then he made me play Chopsticks. Then sudden…"

"Oh, do you feel the breeze from the subway. Isn't it delicious?"

"Your imagination! You think every girl's a dope. You think a girl goes to a party and there's some guy in a fancy str…"

"This thing about women and me. I walk into a room. They sense it instantly. I arouse something in them. I bother them…"

"Waitress: Nudism is such a worthy cause. We must bring the message to the people. We must teach them to unmask their …"

"Miss Morris, I'm perfectly capable of fixing my own breakfast. As a matter of fact, I had a peanut butter sandwich an…"